1 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,190 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:20,211 --> 00:00:25,216 (weights clinking) (man muttering) 3 00:00:33,312 --> 00:00:34,655 (alarm ringing) 4 00:00:34,657 --> 00:00:38,159 ♪ I woke up Thursday, about one or two ♪ 5 00:00:38,161 --> 00:00:41,651 ♪ I don't got anything, ♪ got anything to do ♪ 6 00:00:41,653 --> 00:00:46,658 ♪ I wanna brush my teeth, ♪ I need information ♪ 7 00:00:46,992 --> 00:00:51,483 ♪ Turn on the TV and radio station ♪ 8 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:55,885 ♪ The world's fucked, ♪ ain't nothing left for me ♪ 9 00:00:55,887 --> 00:01:00,330 ♪ Strung out on fast foods, ♪ cigarettes, amphetamines ♪ 10 00:01:00,332 --> 00:01:04,784 ♪ I think today I'll wear ♪ a nice, white dress ♪ 11 00:01:04,786 --> 00:01:08,376 ♪ Throw my hair in a tight perm press ♪ 12 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:11,227 ♪ I want a Cadillac Car ♪ 13 00:01:11,229 --> 00:01:13,339 ♪ A Cadillac Car ♪ 14 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,402 ♪ A new hairdo ♪ 15 00:01:15,404 --> 00:01:17,217 ♪ A new hairdo ♪ 16 00:01:17,219 --> 00:01:22,075 ♪ I wanna go to work and ♪ tell my boss "Fuck you!" ♪ 17 00:01:22,077 --> 00:01:26,034 ♪ I wanna go to work and ♪ tell my boss "Fuck you!" ♪ 18 00:01:26,036 --> 00:01:27,200 - Hey! (laughs) 19 00:01:27,202 --> 00:01:28,332 Hey. 20 00:01:28,334 --> 00:01:29,166 A job? 21 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:31,637 Er, ah, hi, are you... 22 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:33,468 Are you jobbing? 23 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:34,388 Ah, hiring? 24 00:01:35,358 --> 00:01:36,959 Oh, hey! 25 00:01:36,961 --> 00:01:37,867 It's crazy. 26 00:01:37,869 --> 00:01:38,732 This is the one. 27 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:39,566 You're the one. 28 00:01:39,568 --> 00:01:40,399 You're the one. 29 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:41,433 You are so pretty. 30 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,520 You got this. 31 00:01:44,826 --> 00:01:46,345 Hey. (laughs) 32 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:48,473 I'm, I'm... Amy 33 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,480 Hello, my future boss. 34 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:52,734 I'd like a job. 35 00:01:53,704 --> 00:01:54,788 You got this. 36 00:01:57,035 --> 00:01:58,816 I'll work on it on the way. 37 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:02,691 ♪ I shot a man 'cause ♪ he looked at me wrong ♪ 38 00:02:02,693 --> 00:02:06,321 ♪ I feel indifferent as I have all along ♪ 39 00:02:06,323 --> 00:02:07,315 ♪ I said, I ♪ 40 00:02:07,317 --> 00:02:11,597 ♪ I shot a man 'cause ♪ he looked at me wrong ♪ 41 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:15,194 ♪ I told a bunch of ♪ fucking lies in this song ♪ 42 00:02:15,196 --> 00:02:17,713 ♪ I got a Cadillac Car ♪ 43 00:02:17,715 --> 00:02:19,978 ♪ A Cadillac Car ♪ 44 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,178 ♪ A new hairdo ♪ 45 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:23,940 ♪ A new hairdo ♪ 46 00:02:23,942 --> 00:02:25,745 (metal crunching) (cat yowl) 47 00:02:25,747 --> 00:02:26,844 - Don't bring that in here, 48 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,425 I actually have paying customers to drive around. 49 00:02:29,427 --> 00:02:31,075 Can't have you smoking up the car. 50 00:02:31,077 --> 00:02:31,911 - Okay. 51 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:40,672 - [Clover] Let's go! 52 00:02:40,674 --> 00:02:41,814 - [Amy] I'm gonna get a job today! 53 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:43,095 - [Clover] Let's hope so! 54 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,475 - [Amy] I'm gonna, I promise this time. 55 00:02:44,477 --> 00:02:48,039 (upbeat music) 56 00:02:52,119 --> 00:02:54,423 - Five dollars on your bill. 57 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:58,802 - Cool cool cool. (coughs) 58 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,691 - You gotta stop smoking, brother. 59 00:03:00,693 --> 00:03:01,834 - You smoke. 60 00:03:01,836 --> 00:03:04,481 - Yeah, and I'm not a gross phlegmy mess. 61 00:03:04,483 --> 00:03:06,286 - Maybe I'll switch back to wax. 62 00:03:06,288 --> 00:03:07,247 - Get a vape pen. 63 00:03:07,249 --> 00:03:08,994 - Don't those cause, fuckin', 64 00:03:08,996 --> 00:03:11,411 like, the black lung or somethin'? 65 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:13,365 - Yeah, if you believe the media. 66 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,199 - You don't? 67 00:03:14,201 --> 00:03:15,864 - Hell no. 68 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:18,297 Big tobacco and big pharma want vapes dead 69 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:21,053 so they can keep selling cigarettes and chemo juice. 70 00:03:21,055 --> 00:03:22,696 - So vapes are safe? 71 00:03:22,698 --> 00:03:26,029 - Nothing's safe, but you'll stop smelling like an ash tray. 72 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,089 - You smell like an ash tray! 73 00:03:28,091 --> 00:03:29,511 - Yeah but I rock it. 74 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,228 And I'm not going on interviews. 75 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,064 - Yeah. 76 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,799 - You look and smell like a homeless person. 77 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:39,204 - It's a secretarial job for a small IT company. 78 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:40,764 It's like nothing work. 79 00:03:40,766 --> 00:03:43,710 - Is this the same outfit you'd wear on a date? 80 00:03:43,712 --> 00:03:45,098 - No? 81 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,891 Yes? 82 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,761 I don't know, it's been awhile. 83 00:03:48,763 --> 00:03:52,722 - Job hunting is like dating without the sex. 84 00:03:52,724 --> 00:03:56,011 - I'd honestly rather have the sex without the dating. 85 00:03:56,013 --> 00:03:58,689 - Yeah, well, we'll get you laid later. 86 00:03:58,691 --> 00:04:00,901 For now, go bone this interview. 87 00:04:00,903 --> 00:04:02,567 I'll pick you up after my next drive, ya idiot. 88 00:04:02,569 --> 00:04:03,400 - Thanks. 89 00:04:03,402 --> 00:04:05,237 - You got it, brother. 90 00:04:08,766 --> 00:04:12,167 (bright music) 91 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,839 (bell jingling) 92 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,091 - [Amy] Hello? 93 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:39,822 (locks clicking) 94 00:04:43,088 --> 00:04:44,403 - Can I help you? 95 00:04:44,405 --> 00:04:47,180 - I'm looking for Jason. 96 00:04:47,182 --> 00:04:48,183 - I'm Jason. 97 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,005 - Oh, cool man, I'm Amy. 98 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:54,259 I'm here for the interview. 99 00:04:58,833 --> 00:04:59,667 - Okay. 100 00:05:02,858 --> 00:05:03,692 - Okay! 101 00:05:05,409 --> 00:05:07,559 Should I come in? 102 00:05:07,561 --> 00:05:09,403 - I suppose so. 103 00:05:15,073 --> 00:05:17,826 (locks clicking) 104 00:05:25,537 --> 00:05:26,621 - Cool place. 105 00:05:28,419 --> 00:05:30,392 Where is everyone? 106 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:33,680 - We give all of our employees one Friday off a month. 107 00:05:33,682 --> 00:05:34,516 - Oh cool. 108 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:37,234 Why are you here? 109 00:05:38,168 --> 00:05:39,872 - For this. 110 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:44,348 - Right, (laughs) cool, right. 111 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:47,261 - You thought that was a good look for an interview? 112 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:51,652 - The job listing said you guys do casual Fridays. 113 00:05:51,654 --> 00:05:53,155 - Business casual. 114 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:58,045 - I've often done business in this very outfit. 115 00:05:58,047 --> 00:05:58,881 - Mm. 116 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:03,033 So, what drew you to this job? 117 00:06:03,035 --> 00:06:05,037 - It seemed easy enough. 118 00:06:09,025 --> 00:06:09,859 - Right. 119 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:13,230 So what are your strengths and weaknesses? 120 00:06:13,232 --> 00:06:14,066 - Ah... 121 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:16,274 Huh. 122 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,110 Ah... 123 00:06:18,774 --> 00:06:23,075 Well, I mean, I think I could do this job fine. 124 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:25,808 That's probably my greatest strength. 125 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:29,940 As for weaknesses, I'm not really a morning person. 126 00:06:29,942 --> 00:06:32,877 I haven't been up in the AM in months. 127 00:06:32,879 --> 00:06:35,715 But I think I could overcome that. 128 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,261 Ah, my other greatest weakness is peanuts. 129 00:06:39,263 --> 00:06:43,576 They could kill me and I probably will never overcome that. 130 00:06:43,578 --> 00:06:45,037 - We'll be in touch. 131 00:06:45,039 --> 00:06:45,871 - You will? 132 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,193 - It's a formality. 133 00:06:47,195 --> 00:06:48,754 - To get in touch? 134 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,983 - To say we'll get in touch. 135 00:06:50,985 --> 00:06:51,819 - Ah. 136 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:54,531 So, no good? 137 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,034 - No, not so good. 138 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:04,569 - Well, since we're not gonna be colleagues, 139 00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:09,065 would you maybe want to go out with me? 140 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:10,305 - No thank you. 141 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,065 - Okay. 142 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:33,310 I didn't get it. 143 00:07:33,312 --> 00:07:34,974 - How do you know you didn't get it? 144 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:36,438 - Because I asked "Did I get it?" 145 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,239 and he said, "No, you did not get it." 146 00:07:40,241 --> 00:07:42,247 - Yeah, well, sucks to suck, try again. 147 00:07:42,249 --> 00:07:44,404 - Trying's so hard. 148 00:07:44,406 --> 00:07:45,908 Can you come pick me up? 149 00:07:45,910 --> 00:07:47,329 - Can't. 150 00:07:47,331 --> 00:07:50,789 This cuck has to make it to the stupid airport. 151 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:51,878 - That's fine. 152 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,967 I'll go walk to Trevor's. 153 00:07:52,969 --> 00:07:54,759 Gotta go pick up some goods. 154 00:07:54,761 --> 00:07:56,117 - Cool cool. 155 00:07:56,119 --> 00:07:57,932 Go buy those drugs. 156 00:07:57,934 --> 00:08:00,937 Bye bitch. (laughs) 157 00:08:03,988 --> 00:08:05,918 So what, you going on vacation or something? 158 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,752 - Oh, yeah, I'm going- 159 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,236 - Oh shit! 160 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,909 Don't be rude, I'm trying to listen to this. 161 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,382 ♪ Watch the paint as it dries ♪ 162 00:08:25,384 --> 00:08:27,872 ♪ Twiddle thumbs, roll your eyes ♪ 163 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:30,124 ♪ Search the fridge, stare at screens ♪ 164 00:08:30,126 --> 00:08:32,901 ♪ Try to get some some new routines ♪ 165 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:35,057 ♪ Don't got much to do ♪ - Excuse me. 166 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:37,811 ♪ But doing fine ♪ 167 00:08:37,813 --> 00:08:38,645 - Ah, word. 168 00:08:38,647 --> 00:08:42,418 ♪ Looking for a way to pass the time ♪ 169 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:43,572 - Hey! 170 00:08:50,717 --> 00:08:53,038 ♪ Out about, wandering ♪ 171 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,344 ♪ Kicking cans, sauntering ♪ 172 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:56,709 ♪ How are you ♪ Doing great ♪ 173 00:08:56,711 --> 00:08:58,056 (glass clinking) (cat yowl) 174 00:08:58,058 --> 00:09:00,458 ♪ Sorry friend, can't relate ♪ 175 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:05,370 ♪ Out of luck but never out of time ♪ 176 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:09,738 ♪ Not doing a lot ♪ 177 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:12,159 ♪ But doing fine ♪ 178 00:09:15,612 --> 00:09:17,382 - [Woman On TV] I haven't seen you in church lately 179 00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:22,197 - [Man On TV] Well, not much sense in my going to church 180 00:09:22,199 --> 00:09:23,041 - Hey man! 181 00:09:23,043 --> 00:09:23,875 - [Trevor] Amy! 182 00:09:23,877 --> 00:09:24,709 What's good? 183 00:09:24,711 --> 00:09:27,173 - I'm looking for one of those weed vape pens. 184 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,060 Like, the kill your lungs kind. 185 00:09:29,062 --> 00:09:30,312 Clover said it won't really kill my lungs, 186 00:09:30,314 --> 00:09:31,829 that it's the government or something. 187 00:09:31,831 --> 00:09:34,648 - Yeah, yeah, it probably is the government. 188 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:36,953 I tell ya, I'd be outraged with the state of things 189 00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:39,175 if I voted or paid taxes. 190 00:09:39,177 --> 00:09:40,584 - Ditto. 191 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:41,684 "Night of the Living Dead?" 192 00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:43,177 - Yeah, I'm trying to watch 193 00:09:43,179 --> 00:09:45,111 every version of it in existence. 194 00:09:45,113 --> 00:09:48,913 This is the blue version on account of the blue tint 195 00:09:48,915 --> 00:09:50,771 that is over the whole movie. 196 00:09:50,773 --> 00:09:51,732 - Nice, man. 197 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:54,654 - They're coming to get you Barbra. 198 00:09:56,207 --> 00:09:58,800 - That line has never been more true. 199 00:09:58,802 --> 00:09:59,921 - How so? 200 00:09:59,923 --> 00:10:03,625 - Zombies are just a metaphor for society, you know? 201 00:10:03,627 --> 00:10:05,279 Stuck looking at their cell phones. 202 00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:07,854 And by "they" I also mean the government, 203 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:09,979 who are also looking at their cell phones. 204 00:10:09,981 --> 00:10:12,893 And that is why I do not have a cell phone. 205 00:10:12,895 --> 00:10:14,986 - Wasn't this movie made in the '60's or something? 206 00:10:14,988 --> 00:10:18,074 - Eh, they knew what they were doing. 207 00:10:19,259 --> 00:10:20,622 - So, the weed pen? 208 00:10:20,624 --> 00:10:21,455 You got one? 209 00:10:21,457 --> 00:10:22,673 - Oh, yeah. 210 00:10:22,675 --> 00:10:25,525 I usually don't carry them, actually. 211 00:10:25,527 --> 00:10:30,532 But my dealer had this one that he said was really intense. 212 00:10:30,684 --> 00:10:35,021 He said it will give you serious marijuana minutes. 213 00:10:36,193 --> 00:10:37,387 - Cool man. 214 00:10:37,389 --> 00:10:38,871 Mind if I give 'er a test rip? 215 00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:40,270 - Sure, be my guest. 216 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,024 Try it up, fry it up! 217 00:10:47,789 --> 00:10:49,143 Sure, be my guest. 218 00:10:49,145 --> 00:10:50,819 Try it up, fry it up! 219 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:51,653 - It's good! 220 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:52,486 - It is! 221 00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:53,322 Try it! 222 00:10:58,497 --> 00:10:59,851 Sure, be my guest. 223 00:10:59,853 --> 00:11:01,753 Try it up, fry it up! 224 00:11:01,755 --> 00:11:02,831 - You okay, Trev? 225 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,679 - Yeah, you okay? 226 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:07,572 - Yeah, just, really high, I guess. 227 00:11:07,574 --> 00:11:08,523 How much for this? 228 00:11:08,525 --> 00:11:09,356 - For you? 229 00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:11,511 I can't charge my best customer. 230 00:11:11,513 --> 00:11:12,900 - That's cool, man. 231 00:11:12,902 --> 00:11:14,106 I only have seven bucks. 232 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,089 - Dayum, girl. 233 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:15,962 Get a job! 234 00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:17,812 - I'm working on it! 235 00:11:17,814 --> 00:11:19,050 (door knocking) 236 00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:19,884 - [Trevor's Mom] Honey! 237 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,494 - Yes Mama? 238 00:11:21,496 --> 00:11:22,328 - [Trevor's Mom] Are you okay? 239 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,331 - Yes, Mama! 240 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:25,626 - [Trevor's Mom] Are you hungry? 241 00:11:25,628 --> 00:11:26,461 - No Mama! 242 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:30,642 - [Trevor's Mom] Is your friend hungry? 243 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:32,614 - No Mama! 244 00:11:34,212 --> 00:11:36,175 - [Trevor's Mom] You're good then, honey? 245 00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:37,009 - Yes Mama! 246 00:11:37,011 --> 00:11:38,596 We're so good Mama! 247 00:11:50,036 --> 00:11:51,048 That was my mom. 248 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:52,522 - I got that. 249 00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:54,475 - We're real close, you know. 250 00:11:54,477 --> 00:11:56,647 Especially since Dad left. 251 00:12:01,811 --> 00:12:05,709 (Trevor hyperventilating) 252 00:12:05,711 --> 00:12:07,318 - Well, I should get back to it. 253 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,687 - Cool man, I'll see you later! 254 00:12:08,689 --> 00:12:09,940 - I'll be here! 255 00:12:15,832 --> 00:12:18,285 Oh, now it's more green. 256 00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:21,290 (suspenseful music) 257 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:49,670 - Clover? 258 00:12:51,493 --> 00:12:54,674 - You asked the guy interviewing you out? 259 00:12:54,676 --> 00:12:57,747 - I don't know, I figured, he's got a job. 260 00:12:57,749 --> 00:12:59,778 He seems like a good judge of character. 261 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,910 - How so? 262 00:13:00,912 --> 00:13:03,150 - He didn't hire me. 263 00:13:03,152 --> 00:13:07,188 - Mm, that was a good call. (laughs) 264 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:09,129 - Can I have some chicken? 265 00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:10,637 - No. 266 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:11,777 - Just one piece? 267 00:13:11,779 --> 00:13:12,611 - Mm-mm. 268 00:13:12,613 --> 00:13:13,903 You get chicken when you have a job. 269 00:13:13,905 --> 00:13:17,865 You get wonton soup when you mooch off your best friend. 270 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,786 - Just one piece? 271 00:13:20,857 --> 00:13:22,767 - Agh, Jesus. 272 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:26,492 Fine, you adorable little gremlin. 273 00:13:26,494 --> 00:13:28,201 (Amy growls) 274 00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:29,899 - Oh, I made you a Kindling account. 275 00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:31,265 - What is that? 276 00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:32,640 - The dating app. 277 00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:33,976 To get you laid. 278 00:13:34,908 --> 00:13:37,885 - When did you have time to do that? 279 00:13:37,887 --> 00:13:38,719 - [Woman] Red light. 280 00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:39,553 Red light! 281 00:13:39,555 --> 00:13:40,386 Red light! 282 00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:41,640 - Multitasking. 283 00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,263 - So what do you do? 284 00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:46,876 - Swipe right on everyone. 285 00:13:46,878 --> 00:13:48,231 It's a numbers game. 286 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:50,068 Then ask them out, somewhere public. 287 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,913 So you can make sure their not trying to bone you 288 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,751 figuratively instead of literally. 289 00:13:55,996 --> 00:13:57,702 - Oh, I got a match! 290 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,101 - Mazel. 291 00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,467 - Ah, what next? 292 00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,582 - Mm, be charming as hell. 293 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,987 - (burps) Okay. (laughs) 294 00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:09,768 - Also, you can borrow this. 295 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,129 It's for dates. 296 00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:14,733 For slashing nuts if they get rapey 297 00:14:14,735 --> 00:14:17,432 or start talking about politics. 298 00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:20,744 - How many nuts have you had to slash? 299 00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:21,580 - Had to? 300 00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:24,214 Maybe three. 301 00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:25,143 - Three guys? 302 00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:27,422 - Three nuts, two guys. 303 00:14:28,594 --> 00:14:31,429 - [Justin] Rent's due in two days. 304 00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:44,458 It's supposed to be 150. 305 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:46,509 - And you were supposed to fix her sink, 306 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:50,172 but the water still looks like it was imported from Flint. 307 00:14:55,906 --> 00:14:57,635 It's undrinkable. 308 00:14:57,637 --> 00:14:59,770 - I'm probably ill. 309 00:14:59,772 --> 00:15:01,524 - She's probably ill. 310 00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:07,444 (stomach gurgling) 311 00:15:07,446 --> 00:15:10,232 (farts) 312 00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:11,736 - That'll be okay. 313 00:15:13,341 --> 00:15:14,984 - Thanks. 314 00:15:14,986 --> 00:15:17,321 - I'm adding it to your tab. 315 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:26,020 - Hey, I mean, praying's for church, huh? 316 00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:26,856 Come on. 317 00:15:27,946 --> 00:15:30,325 - [Barbara] I haven't seen you in church lately. 318 00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:33,787 - Well, not much sense in my going to church. 319 00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:35,074 Do you remember one time 320 00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:37,212 when we were small we were out here. 321 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:39,166 I jumped out at you from behind the tree 322 00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:41,801 and Grandpa got all excited and he shook his fist at me 323 00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:44,933 and he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell." 324 00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:45,767 Remember that? 325 00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:47,825 Right over there. 326 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:50,836 Well you used to really be scared here. 327 00:15:50,838 --> 00:15:52,468 - Johnny. 328 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,134 - You're still afraid. 329 00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:57,413 - [Barbara] Stop it now, I mean it. 330 00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,508 - [Johnny] They're coming to get you Barbara! 331 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:03,700 (audio playing in reverse) 332 00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:06,538 They're coming to get you Barbara. 333 00:16:07,636 --> 00:16:10,100 (audio playing in reverse) 334 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,723 They're coming to get you Barbara. 335 00:16:11,725 --> 00:16:13,111 - What in the weed? 336 00:16:13,113 --> 00:16:14,072 - Stop it! 337 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,449 You're ignorant! 338 00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:18,118 - They're coming for you, Barbara! 339 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,095 - Stop it, you're acting like a child! 340 00:16:21,097 --> 00:16:24,684 (audio playing in reverse) 341 00:16:26,671 --> 00:16:30,354 - They're coming to get you Barbara! (giggles) 342 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,711 - [Barbara] Stop it! 343 00:16:31,713 --> 00:16:35,565 (audio playing in reverse) 344 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:38,490 - They're coming to get you- - [Amy And Johnny] Barbara! 345 00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:39,324 (Amy laughs) 346 00:16:39,326 --> 00:16:40,158 - [Barbara] Stop it! 347 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,277 You're ignorant! 348 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,965 - [Johnny] They're coming for you, Barbara! 349 00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:45,966 - [Barbara] Stop it, you're acting like a child! 350 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:48,813 - Barbara, dumb bitch 351 00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:52,185 (thunder crashing) 352 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,654 (upbeat music) 353 00:17:14,155 --> 00:17:15,178 - Hey! 354 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,014 - Yeah? 355 00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:19,503 - I'm sorry, but this is for science. 356 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,839 - What the heck. 357 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:25,728 (audio reversing) 358 00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,349 - Yeah? 359 00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:28,185 Jesus! 360 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:34,110 (audio reversing) 361 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,056 Yeah? 362 00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:37,890 - Nothing. 363 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:38,893 - All right. 364 00:17:41,064 --> 00:17:42,649 It's one piece. 365 00:17:48,564 --> 00:17:52,651 (upbeat music) 366 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,711 ♪ Baby go down, baby go down ♪ 367 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,679 (audio playing in reverse) 368 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:06,608 ♪ Swing it around, swing it around ♪ 369 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:09,500 ♪ Annoying punk, bam ♪ 370 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:12,545 ♪ Made him, hey, cool it kid ♪ 371 00:18:12,547 --> 00:18:15,150 ♪ Smoke on the brain, smoke on the brain ♪ 372 00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:18,223 ♪ Car in the frame, car in the frame ♪ 373 00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:21,161 ♪ Man's got calves, damn ♪ 374 00:18:21,163 --> 00:18:23,833 ♪ Car door slam ♪ 375 00:18:27,719 --> 00:18:28,553 - Mm-hm. 376 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:31,639 Hm. 377 00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,538 We're gonna need more dirt on the west trail. 378 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:49,708 Bad dirt here. 379 00:18:51,816 --> 00:18:52,984 Real bad dirt. 380 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,225 - Hey! 381 00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:57,858 - Hi. 382 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,187 - You testing the dirt? 383 00:19:00,189 --> 00:19:01,874 - Every day. 384 00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:04,372 Can't actually smoke here, ma'am. 385 00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:05,206 - Why? 386 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,615 You gonna arrest me? 387 00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:07,501 - No. 388 00:19:07,503 --> 00:19:10,309 But I could write you a ticket or call the police. 389 00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:11,143 - Yeah? 390 00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:12,730 'Cause you're a little narc? 391 00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:14,281 - It's not that I mind. 392 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,652 You know, it might surprise you, I've partook 393 00:19:16,654 --> 00:19:19,641 in the partaking of nature's fine green grass myself, 394 00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:23,590 but I took an oath when I took this job. 395 00:19:23,592 --> 00:19:26,870 A solemn oath to protect these trees. 396 00:19:26,872 --> 00:19:29,334 So please, don't light the joint, 397 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,439 before I have to do something drastic. 398 00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:34,444 (suspenseful music) 399 00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:43,023 (lighter clicking) 400 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:45,661 (radio static) 401 00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:54,582 (suspenseful music) 402 00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:12,021 (music abruptly stops) 403 00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:14,911 We've got a 10-420 on the west trail by the bad dirt. 404 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:15,825 That's a code red. 405 00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:18,663 (audio reversing) 406 00:20:23,341 --> 00:20:24,175 - Okay. 407 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:28,767 Whatever you say, Mr. Park Ranger. 408 00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:37,600 (suspenseful music) 409 00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:40,772 (Park Ranger gasping) 410 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,000 - Ga-ya-ya! 411 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:48,004 You are no match for me. 412 00:20:49,007 --> 00:20:50,339 Ya! 413 00:20:50,341 --> 00:20:51,618 (door knocking) 414 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:52,451 Hello? 415 00:20:52,453 --> 00:20:53,381 I'm busy. 416 00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:54,394 - Hey Trev. 417 00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:57,119 - Oh, hey Sphen, you wanna take a VR run? 418 00:20:57,121 --> 00:20:58,053 - Yeah, I do. 419 00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,134 I do want to. 420 00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:00,466 But I can't. 421 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,670 - Why not man? 422 00:21:01,672 --> 00:21:03,098 - Well, you know that guy I buy my stuff from, 423 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,496 Sleezy Evan, that I sell to you? 424 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:06,234 Well apparently he's pissed because he was supposed to keep 425 00:21:06,236 --> 00:21:08,127 that stuff safe for Dirty Lizzy, 426 00:21:08,129 --> 00:21:09,958 who was supposed to bring it to Big Bad Ramon, 427 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,894 really nice guy, who was gonna bring it down to Mexico 428 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,388 to Blast 'Em Up Maria. 429 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:16,488 But then I went and I sold it to you. 430 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:17,322 - Whoa. 431 00:21:17,324 --> 00:21:19,393 I had no idea the supply chain had so many steps. 432 00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:21,195 - Yeah, well, Dirty Lizzy went to school 433 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,570 for supply chain management. 434 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,465 I think that's why it runs so smoothly. 435 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,301 Until now. 436 00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:29,363 - Well, I still have pretty much everything you sold me 437 00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:30,366 in that box. 438 00:21:31,338 --> 00:21:32,337 You want some? 439 00:21:32,339 --> 00:21:33,231 - No, it's cool. 440 00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:34,652 I brought my own. 441 00:21:44,313 --> 00:21:47,795 - Oh dude, man, dude. 442 00:21:47,797 --> 00:21:48,888 It's not here! 443 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:49,724 - What? 444 00:21:50,587 --> 00:21:51,639 - [Sphen] Did you sell that vape pen? 445 00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:53,655 - Oh, yeah, I did. 446 00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:56,337 - Oh, so apparently I need that back. 447 00:21:56,339 --> 00:21:58,966 - Yeah, it's sold amigo. 448 00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:00,341 - Cool, cool, cool, cool. 449 00:22:00,343 --> 00:22:02,156 Not cool cool, but cool cool. 450 00:22:02,158 --> 00:22:04,105 To whomst exactly did you sell it? 451 00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:06,654 - To who whomst? 452 00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:09,323 - With whom did you partake in the selling of it? 453 00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:11,032 - Oh, to Amy. 454 00:22:11,034 --> 00:22:12,459 She lives over on Irwin Place. 455 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,181 The basement of the house with the roof. 456 00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:15,262 - Oh, the one with that door. 457 00:22:15,264 --> 00:22:16,823 - Yeah, yeah, nice door. 458 00:22:16,825 --> 00:22:17,657 - Shit door. 459 00:22:17,659 --> 00:22:19,534 - Well, yeah, shit door, but nice. 460 00:22:19,536 --> 00:22:20,562 - Yeah, no doubt. 461 00:22:20,564 --> 00:22:21,482 Okay, cool. 462 00:22:21,484 --> 00:22:22,937 Everything is gonna be fine. 463 00:22:22,939 --> 00:22:24,512 - Oh good, I was worried it wasn't! 464 00:22:24,514 --> 00:22:27,609 - Yeah just, you know, stay here, relax. 465 00:22:27,611 --> 00:22:29,634 - I'm great at relaxing. 466 00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:32,493 - And tell your friend she has nothing to worry about. 467 00:22:32,495 --> 00:22:34,695 She's completely safe. 468 00:22:34,697 --> 00:22:37,859 There's no harm that's gonna come to her at all. 469 00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:40,301 There's no problem with anything. 470 00:22:40,303 --> 00:22:42,635 I mean, in fact, if anything, she's better now 471 00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:44,746 than she was before. 472 00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:47,014 I'm pretty sure that like, she's gonna be able 473 00:22:47,016 --> 00:22:48,843 to go on vacation or something. 474 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,152 (ominous music) 475 00:22:56,154 --> 00:22:58,824 (phone ringing) 476 00:23:00,784 --> 00:23:02,346 - Sleezy here, how are ya? 477 00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:03,578 - Hi Sleezy, it's Sphen. 478 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:06,207 Listen, my boy Trevor sold the pen that you said not to sell 479 00:23:06,209 --> 00:23:07,460 to his boy Amy. 480 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,973 - Well drats, Sphen. 481 00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:13,828 That is a bit of a pickle. 482 00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:18,417 Let me patch in Big Bad Ramon and Dirty Lizzy. 483 00:23:18,419 --> 00:23:21,100 (classical music) 484 00:23:21,102 --> 00:23:23,772 (phone buzzing) 485 00:23:29,392 --> 00:23:33,005 - Big Bad Ramon here, how may I help you? 486 00:23:33,007 --> 00:23:35,677 (phone ringing) 487 00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:43,858 - Dirty Lizzy, what's up? 488 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:44,977 - Lizzy, is that you? 489 00:23:44,979 --> 00:23:46,152 - Ramon! 490 00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:48,181 So good to hear your voice! 491 00:23:48,183 --> 00:23:50,171 - Guys, I hate to be the breaker upper 492 00:23:50,173 --> 00:23:51,866 of fun reconnective conversation 493 00:23:51,868 --> 00:23:53,881 but we've got ourselves a pickle here! 494 00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:55,670 - Oh, what happened? 495 00:23:55,672 --> 00:23:57,378 - Hi all, it's Sphen. 496 00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:59,113 - [All] Hi Sphen! 497 00:23:59,115 --> 00:24:00,967 - I really screwed the pooch, you guys. 498 00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:05,974 - The first step is to take a deep breath and just breathe. 499 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:09,045 (all breathing) 500 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:13,234 Now, tell us what happened. 501 00:24:13,236 --> 00:24:15,930 - Well, I sold that pen that wasn't supposed to be sold! 502 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,171 - Oh dear. 503 00:24:17,173 --> 00:24:18,973 I think I know the one. 504 00:24:18,975 --> 00:24:22,099 Blast 'Em Up Maria really wanted that back. 505 00:24:22,101 --> 00:24:23,121 - I know. 506 00:24:23,123 --> 00:24:24,498 I'm the worst! 507 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,845 - Guys, let's lay off Sphen, okay? 508 00:24:26,847 --> 00:24:28,556 He made an honest mistake. 509 00:24:28,558 --> 00:24:31,260 And really this is all of our mistake. 510 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,461 - You're absolutely right. 511 00:24:32,463 --> 00:24:34,354 No one is to blame. 512 00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:37,593 The first step, is to breathe. 513 00:24:38,469 --> 00:24:41,139 - I think we should all breathe. 514 00:24:42,073 --> 00:24:44,743 (all breathing) 515 00:24:57,048 --> 00:24:57,882 Okay. 516 00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:01,074 Now, Sleezy Evan, as the middle manager 517 00:25:01,076 --> 00:25:04,320 of this supply chain, why don't you manage this problem? 518 00:25:04,322 --> 00:25:06,042 - Oh, ab-so-lute-ly! 519 00:25:06,044 --> 00:25:08,778 I will get that pen back, at all cost. 520 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,940 Unless she says no, and I can't. 521 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:14,183 - Sphen, you tell him where he can find your boy's boy 522 00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:16,039 and we'll see if Sleezy can handle it. 523 00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:16,986 - Okie doke! 524 00:25:16,988 --> 00:25:19,073 - Let's all just breathe. 525 00:25:20,779 --> 00:25:23,448 (all breathing) 526 00:25:25,036 --> 00:25:26,019 (doorbell ringing) 527 00:25:26,021 --> 00:25:28,222 Oh, that's my piano teacher, guys. 528 00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:29,519 Let me know how it goes pals! 529 00:25:29,521 --> 00:25:31,507 - [All] Bye Ramon! 530 00:25:31,509 --> 00:25:32,495 - Good luck, Sleezy! 531 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,040 - Good luck! 532 00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:36,285 (ominous music) 533 00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:38,194 - Once again, it's up to me. 534 00:25:38,196 --> 00:25:39,197 Sleezy Evan. 535 00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:52,050 (phone buzzing) 536 00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,239 (upbeat music) 537 00:26:14,988 --> 00:26:15,831 - Amy? 538 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:16,667 - Dante? 539 00:26:17,529 --> 00:26:18,712 - That's me! 540 00:26:18,714 --> 00:26:20,422 - You are a handsome young man. 541 00:26:20,424 --> 00:26:21,931 - Well thank you! 542 00:26:21,933 --> 00:26:23,439 Oh, and I'm not going to objectify you 543 00:26:23,441 --> 00:26:26,042 by saying anything about you're outward appearance. 544 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:26,876 - Thanks! 545 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,151 I think. 546 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,126 So, where's this Tapas place? 547 00:26:30,128 --> 00:26:32,368 - It's actually right down the street from here. 548 00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:33,704 This Albanian couple opened 549 00:26:33,706 --> 00:26:35,972 up a Cuban-Korean fusion tapas place 550 00:26:35,974 --> 00:26:37,293 right on their back patio! 551 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,413 It's called Teeny Tiny Tapas Terrace. 552 00:26:39,415 --> 00:26:40,669 - Sounds niche'. 553 00:26:40,671 --> 00:26:41,816 - Very. 554 00:26:41,818 --> 00:26:42,949 Shall we? 555 00:26:42,951 --> 00:26:43,783 - Yeah. 556 00:26:43,785 --> 00:26:44,846 - Consent to hold your hand? 557 00:26:44,848 --> 00:26:45,932 - Yeah, sure. 558 00:26:55,343 --> 00:26:58,067 - So, have you lived in this part of New Jersey 559 00:26:58,069 --> 00:26:59,406 all your life? 560 00:26:59,408 --> 00:27:02,996 - No, I'm from down south, like, pine barrens south. 561 00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:04,905 - All right, so do you have your own place? 562 00:27:04,907 --> 00:27:07,334 - I have my own basement, yeah. 563 00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:09,005 - Your own basement? 564 00:27:10,219 --> 00:27:12,447 (audio reversing) 565 00:27:12,449 --> 00:27:13,954 - Yeah, I have my own place. 566 00:27:13,956 --> 00:27:14,900 - Cool. 567 00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:17,464 I actually just moved into a new place down by the river. 568 00:27:17,466 --> 00:27:18,946 It's the lofts. 569 00:27:18,948 --> 00:27:20,293 - Oh, what is... 570 00:27:20,295 --> 00:27:22,202 - Oh, do you know what you want? 571 00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:23,697 - Whatever you get. 572 00:27:23,699 --> 00:27:25,018 Just no peanuts. 573 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:25,852 - Adventurous! 574 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,861 Okay, we'll have the Vaca Frita Bulgogi, 575 00:27:28,863 --> 00:27:31,545 the Bibimbap Relleno, Arroz con Mandu, 576 00:27:31,547 --> 00:27:36,389 the Jap Chae de Moros and a side of fries. 577 00:27:36,391 --> 00:27:38,085 No peanuts. 578 00:27:38,087 --> 00:27:39,297 - Wow, that sounded like you 579 00:27:39,299 --> 00:27:41,233 really pronounced it all right. 580 00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:42,952 - That's because I did. 581 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:44,653 No need to double check. 582 00:27:44,655 --> 00:27:46,478 - So, what do you do, Dante? 583 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,533 - Me? 584 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,081 Oh no, no, no, we shouldn't talk about me. 585 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:52,390 That would be such a show of toxic masculinity. 586 00:27:52,392 --> 00:27:53,632 We should talk about you. 587 00:27:53,634 --> 00:27:55,367 What do you do? 588 00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:59,037 - I'm looking for a job at the moment. 589 00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:01,413 - [Dante] Oh, what did you do before? 590 00:28:01,415 --> 00:28:05,644 - Uh, you know, just like, fart around and shit. 591 00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:07,938 - You fart and shit? 592 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:11,808 - No, like, you know, like, just like, fart around. 593 00:28:11,810 --> 00:28:13,586 Doing like random shit. 594 00:28:13,588 --> 00:28:15,089 And like, hang on. 595 00:28:16,456 --> 00:28:18,746 (audio reversing) 596 00:28:19,914 --> 00:28:21,286 I'm an entrepreneur. 597 00:28:21,288 --> 00:28:22,447 - [Dante] Cool. 598 00:28:22,449 --> 00:28:23,283 - Yeah. 599 00:28:24,158 --> 00:28:25,577 - [Dante] What do you do? 600 00:28:27,590 --> 00:28:29,745 - Sorry, I'm just like really high right now. 601 00:28:29,747 --> 00:28:30,838 - You're high? 602 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,674 - Balls. 603 00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:35,071 (audio reversing) 604 00:28:36,438 --> 00:28:39,859 Sorry, I'm just a little out of it today. 605 00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:43,259 - [Dante] You know, may I speak of myself for a moment? 606 00:28:43,261 --> 00:28:44,095 - Please. 607 00:28:45,197 --> 00:28:46,890 - Thank you. 608 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,677 - So, I've been feeling out of it too lately. 609 00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:50,867 I mean, I think any rational citizen 610 00:28:50,869 --> 00:28:52,961 would be feeling out of it. 611 00:28:52,963 --> 00:28:54,658 You'd have to be crazy not to be feeling 612 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:58,995 a little taken advantage of in this political climate. 613 00:28:58,997 --> 00:29:01,064 And I don't mean crazy as in mentally ill. 614 00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:03,068 I would never mean that. 615 00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:05,566 Good? 616 00:29:05,568 --> 00:29:06,895 - [Amy] Huh? 617 00:29:06,897 --> 00:29:08,672 - Was the Arroz con Mandu good? 618 00:29:08,674 --> 00:29:09,646 - Oh yeah, totally. 619 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:10,552 Very satisfying. 620 00:29:10,554 --> 00:29:12,408 - They don't call it Teeny Tiny Tapas for nothing! 621 00:29:12,410 --> 00:29:14,651 - Yeah, who would ever need more than that? 622 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,694 - Smaller portions actually help save the environment. 623 00:29:17,696 --> 00:29:20,401 Food waste is one of the number one contributors 624 00:29:20,403 --> 00:29:22,591 to our dying ecosystem. 625 00:29:22,593 --> 00:29:24,365 One third of the land we use to grow crops 626 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,835 is used on wasted food! 627 00:29:26,837 --> 00:29:27,927 There shouldn't be a hunger problem, 628 00:29:27,929 --> 00:29:30,224 there should be an obesity problem. 629 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:31,172 - Word. 630 00:29:31,174 --> 00:29:32,006 - I'm sorry! 631 00:29:32,008 --> 00:29:33,601 I feel like I'm usurping the conversation. 632 00:29:33,603 --> 00:29:36,177 Tell me something else about yourself. 633 00:29:36,179 --> 00:29:39,831 - Uh, my best friend Clover is an Uber driver. 634 00:29:39,833 --> 00:29:41,168 - That's interesting! 635 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:43,344 - Mm-hm, it's like really good, 636 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:46,646 that women can be Uber drivers. 637 00:29:46,648 --> 00:29:48,286 - [Dante] Yeah, definitely. 638 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,120 - Cool. 639 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:49,954 - [Dante] Cool. 640 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:50,790 - Cool. 641 00:29:52,487 --> 00:29:54,116 - [Dante] Cool, cool. 642 00:29:54,118 --> 00:29:55,061 - Jesus Christ. 643 00:29:55,063 --> 00:29:57,483 This tiny food is really driving me nuts. 644 00:29:57,485 --> 00:29:59,151 Why is it so tiny? 645 00:29:59,153 --> 00:30:01,265 - Well, it helps prevent our ecosystem from- 646 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,046 - It's bullshit man. 647 00:30:03,048 --> 00:30:03,880 Okay? 648 00:30:03,882 --> 00:30:06,839 This, this is all bullshit. 649 00:30:06,841 --> 00:30:09,511 Oh my god I'm too high for this. 650 00:30:10,736 --> 00:30:11,785 - You're high? 651 00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:13,117 - I can't go back in time any more man, sorry. 652 00:30:13,119 --> 00:30:14,372 You're just gonna have to deal with 653 00:30:14,374 --> 00:30:15,808 that I'm really high right now. 654 00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:16,807 - What are you high on? 655 00:30:16,809 --> 00:30:18,293 Because if it's not anticipation then- 656 00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:19,379 - Food waste! 657 00:30:20,345 --> 00:30:23,444 I take your food, I take it and I drink it up! 658 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,764 It's mine now! 659 00:30:24,766 --> 00:30:25,827 It's mine! 660 00:30:25,829 --> 00:30:27,185 Num, num, num, num, num. 661 00:30:27,187 --> 00:30:28,813 Mine! 662 00:30:28,815 --> 00:30:30,452 You think you're the prophet? 663 00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:33,092 You think you're the food waste prophet? 664 00:30:33,094 --> 00:30:34,579 Think again, my boy. 665 00:30:34,581 --> 00:30:36,629 We should put you in a jar. 666 00:30:36,631 --> 00:30:39,317 We should put you in a jar and we should poke you 667 00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:41,190 and prod you and make sure 668 00:30:41,192 --> 00:30:44,214 that whatever is left of your body is sustainable 669 00:30:44,216 --> 00:30:45,880 for the rest of the environment. 670 00:30:45,882 --> 00:30:48,709 Reduce, reuse, recycle. 671 00:30:48,711 --> 00:30:50,364 Would you like that? 672 00:30:50,366 --> 00:30:52,035 Would you like that? 673 00:30:55,876 --> 00:30:58,546 (Amy screaming) 674 00:30:59,537 --> 00:31:02,048 (Dante screaming) 675 00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:04,720 (siren wailing) 676 00:31:06,087 --> 00:31:09,406 (mellow music) 677 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:15,641 So I scared him, he fell over, split his head open 678 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,231 and then asked for a to-go container for me 679 00:31:19,233 --> 00:31:21,068 to prevent food waste. 680 00:31:22,436 --> 00:31:25,112 - Brother, much respect for making a scene. 681 00:31:25,114 --> 00:31:26,341 I honestly love it. 682 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,482 - I kinda loved it too. 683 00:31:28,484 --> 00:31:31,070 But I also loved his kind eyes. 684 00:31:32,033 --> 00:31:34,607 And I feel bad about the whole head splitting thing. 685 00:31:34,609 --> 00:31:37,618 - Those weren't kind eyes, those were douchebag eyes 686 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:41,487 hiding behind layers of narcissism fueled activism. 687 00:31:41,489 --> 00:31:44,395 - I don't know, he seemed pretty genuine. 688 00:31:44,397 --> 00:31:47,702 - Every kind deed is fueled by self gratification. 689 00:31:47,704 --> 00:31:50,674 Therefore, the only truly selflessly kind thing 690 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,967 someone can do would have to be done anonymously 691 00:31:52,969 --> 00:31:55,248 for someone that person hates. 692 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,170 - That's real negative thinking. 693 00:31:57,172 --> 00:31:59,341 - Yeah, don't you love it. 694 00:32:01,894 --> 00:32:05,972 - Oh, and also, my weed pen can send me back in time. 695 00:32:05,974 --> 00:32:07,854 - Dope. 696 00:32:07,856 --> 00:32:09,124 Real good stuff? 697 00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:11,572 - No, well yes, it's very good stuff. 698 00:32:11,574 --> 00:32:15,669 But it can also literally send me back in time. 699 00:32:15,671 --> 00:32:18,654 - So what, you give Abe Lincoln the old what now? 700 00:32:18,656 --> 00:32:23,661 - No, it only sends you back for as long as you can hit it. 701 00:32:23,835 --> 00:32:25,017 - This a bit? 702 00:32:25,019 --> 00:32:25,851 - No! 703 00:32:25,853 --> 00:32:27,354 I'm serious, wait. 704 00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,923 - You got this from Trevor? 705 00:32:31,925 --> 00:32:34,175 Are you sure he didn't accidentally give you something else? 706 00:32:34,177 --> 00:32:36,138 Do they make mescaline pens? 707 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:37,830 - I don't think so. 708 00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:38,666 - Bummer. 709 00:32:44,853 --> 00:32:46,283 - I don't think anything happened. 710 00:32:46,285 --> 00:32:47,387 - Wait, let me say something 711 00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:49,756 so you have a point of reference. 712 00:32:49,758 --> 00:32:50,592 Butts! 713 00:32:54,645 --> 00:32:55,476 - Nothing. 714 00:32:55,478 --> 00:32:56,344 - Okay wait, let me say something 715 00:32:56,346 --> 00:32:58,457 so you have a point of reference. 716 00:32:58,459 --> 00:32:59,293 Butts! 717 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:02,885 - Nothing. 718 00:33:02,887 --> 00:33:04,820 - I swear it works! 719 00:33:04,822 --> 00:33:06,805 - Eh, maybe it does. 720 00:33:06,807 --> 00:33:08,138 Drugs don't really affect me. 721 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:12,264 - I watch you snort dirty snowflakes on a weekly basis. 722 00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:13,768 - For the aesthetic. 723 00:33:16,635 --> 00:33:19,058 - Is it unethical to travel back in time to trick a guy 724 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:23,129 into thinking I'm his dream girl so I can ride the dong? 725 00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,538 - Yeah, and it's super cool. 726 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:26,804 Do it. 727 00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:29,181 Just don't use that pen for something I wouldn't do! 728 00:33:29,183 --> 00:33:31,154 - What wouldn't you do? 729 00:33:31,156 --> 00:33:33,640 - I don't know, help someone? 730 00:33:33,642 --> 00:33:34,726 - Cool, cool. 731 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,882 Tight, tight. 732 00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:38,553 I won't help anyone. 733 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:43,634 - I've got eyes on her. 734 00:33:43,636 --> 00:33:45,721 She's outside the house. 735 00:33:48,312 --> 00:33:51,988 - She seems to really like Chinese food, and weed. 736 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:54,159 I'll make my move tonight. 737 00:33:57,604 --> 00:34:00,607 (suspenseful music) 738 00:34:12,201 --> 00:34:14,871 (door creaking) 739 00:34:16,741 --> 00:34:20,154 You have something that doesn't belong to you. 740 00:34:20,156 --> 00:34:22,628 (thunder crashing) 741 00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:23,917 - What, Justin? 742 00:34:23,919 --> 00:34:25,330 (thunder crashing) 743 00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:27,481 - No, it's not Justin. 744 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:28,902 It's Sleezy Evan. 745 00:34:30,317 --> 00:34:33,106 - Um, it's your worst nightmare! 746 00:34:33,108 --> 00:34:33,942 Yeah. 747 00:34:34,943 --> 00:34:36,753 - Huh, okay. 748 00:34:36,755 --> 00:34:40,056 Well, you're actually trespassing 749 00:34:40,058 --> 00:34:42,811 so I'd appreciate it if you left. 750 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:44,902 - Right now? 751 00:34:44,904 --> 00:34:46,072 - Yes, please. 752 00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:49,332 - All right, fine. 753 00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:51,552 But I wasn't gonna do anything creepy or weird, 754 00:34:51,554 --> 00:34:53,653 I just really need that vape pen. 755 00:34:53,655 --> 00:34:55,101 - Oh, I don't have it. 756 00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:55,935 - You don't? 757 00:34:55,937 --> 00:34:56,771 - Nope. 758 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,353 - Oh, geez. 759 00:34:59,355 --> 00:35:00,649 This must be one big misunderstanding. 760 00:35:00,651 --> 00:35:02,109 I'm so sorry. 761 00:35:02,111 --> 00:35:03,272 - Ah, don't worry about it. 762 00:35:03,274 --> 00:35:05,864 Just lock the door on the inside before you leave. 763 00:35:05,866 --> 00:35:06,698 - Okay. 764 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,247 All right. 765 00:35:08,249 --> 00:35:10,528 (thunder crashing) 766 00:35:10,530 --> 00:35:12,031 For your troubles. 767 00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:14,294 - Dope! 768 00:35:14,296 --> 00:35:16,048 - I'll see you later! 769 00:35:18,845 --> 00:35:20,021 And when I said I'll see you later, 770 00:35:20,023 --> 00:35:21,493 I meant that colloquially. 771 00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:24,299 I will not actually be back later! 772 00:35:24,301 --> 00:35:27,137 (thunder crashes) 773 00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:38,704 (phone ringing) 774 00:35:40,742 --> 00:35:42,019 - You get it? 775 00:35:42,021 --> 00:35:43,713 - You know, it was the darnedest thing! 776 00:35:43,715 --> 00:35:44,956 She didn't even have it! 777 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,109 - Are you sure? 778 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:47,492 - Sure as heck! 779 00:35:47,494 --> 00:35:48,925 She told me. 780 00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:49,812 - Who? 781 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,721 - The girl herself. 782 00:35:51,723 --> 00:35:52,989 - Sleezy. 783 00:35:52,991 --> 00:35:54,078 - Yes ma'am? 784 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,191 - Of course the girl is going to say she doesn't have it. 785 00:35:58,193 --> 00:35:59,511 - She is? 786 00:35:59,513 --> 00:36:00,346 - Yes. 787 00:36:01,871 --> 00:36:03,995 Because she wants to keep it. 788 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:04,831 - Wait. 789 00:36:05,779 --> 00:36:06,780 So she lied? 790 00:36:08,686 --> 00:36:10,299 She lied to my face? 791 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:12,039 - People lie, Sleezy. 792 00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:14,207 I'm sorry honey. 793 00:36:14,209 --> 00:36:15,540 - I can't believe this. 794 00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:18,538 I mean, you think you know somebody. 795 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,689 You think the world is generally filled with good people 796 00:36:20,691 --> 00:36:23,193 who try to do the right thing. 797 00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:27,631 This nice girl up and lies 798 00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:30,634 to her drug dealer's, drug dealer's, drug dealer. 799 00:36:30,636 --> 00:36:31,991 - Calm down, Sleezy. 800 00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:33,901 - How am I supposed to calm down? 801 00:36:33,903 --> 00:36:35,874 - It's okay. 802 00:36:35,876 --> 00:36:36,794 - It's not! 803 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,031 - Go home, get some sleep. 804 00:36:41,193 --> 00:36:43,126 I'll call Big Bad Ramon. 805 00:36:43,128 --> 00:36:45,252 He'll know what to do. 806 00:36:45,254 --> 00:36:49,186 - You know, I just think I, I think I just need 807 00:36:49,188 --> 00:36:50,942 some serious rest and relaxation. 808 00:36:50,944 --> 00:36:53,901 - You do, you earned it bubba. 809 00:36:53,903 --> 00:36:55,194 - I did. 810 00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:56,865 - Go get some sleep. 811 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,511 - He broke into your house? 812 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,189 - Well, I forgot to lock the door. 813 00:37:05,191 --> 00:37:08,944 So it was less of a break in and more of a walk in. 814 00:37:08,946 --> 00:37:09,956 - If I find out who it was... 815 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,451 - Oh, I think it was one of Trevor's friends. 816 00:37:11,453 --> 00:37:12,955 But it's all good. 817 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:16,893 - Oh, that god damned little weasel! 818 00:37:18,414 --> 00:37:19,475 Give me that fork. 819 00:37:19,477 --> 00:37:20,309 - What? 820 00:37:20,311 --> 00:37:21,143 - Give me the fork. 821 00:37:21,145 --> 00:37:24,088 I'm gonna shove this fork in his ass, 822 00:37:24,090 --> 00:37:25,739 I'm gonna twirl it around, 823 00:37:25,741 --> 00:37:27,355 I'm gonna get a few hairs. 824 00:37:27,357 --> 00:37:28,828 I'm gonna shove the hairs in his ear, 825 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,110 I'm gonna twirl that around, 826 00:37:30,112 --> 00:37:31,853 I'm gonna feed it to his mom. 827 00:37:31,855 --> 00:37:33,188 - Oh my God! 828 00:37:33,190 --> 00:37:35,576 (glass shattering) (cat yowls) 829 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:40,373 - All right, cucks. 830 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:42,563 Who's going to explain why my sweet baby girl Amy 831 00:37:42,565 --> 00:37:44,523 got harassed by some sleazy creep? 832 00:37:44,525 --> 00:37:45,356 - Sup? 833 00:37:45,358 --> 00:37:46,190 - Hey, Amy. 834 00:37:46,192 --> 00:37:47,193 - Hey, Trev! 835 00:37:48,678 --> 00:37:50,522 - Hey, cut that out! 836 00:37:50,524 --> 00:37:52,659 I have questions you appropriating bitch! 837 00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:55,016 - How in the world is this appropriation? 838 00:37:55,018 --> 00:37:58,285 I'm just paying Ho-mage to cultures I think are groovy. 839 00:37:58,287 --> 00:38:01,476 - You're manipulating a culture to suit your own needs. 840 00:38:01,478 --> 00:38:03,231 Multiple cultures, really. 841 00:38:03,233 --> 00:38:06,653 - Is loving a culture so much that you get a kick ass tattoo 842 00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:08,049 of Buddha eating a taco 843 00:38:08,051 --> 00:38:12,346 to show how much you love tacos appropriation? 844 00:38:16,649 --> 00:38:18,584 Oh wait, it is. 845 00:38:19,713 --> 00:38:21,565 My life is a farce. 846 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,051 - Listen up, jokers. 847 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:27,640 Some dude creeped into Amy's basement last night 848 00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:29,290 looking for that weed pen. 849 00:38:29,292 --> 00:38:31,240 - Oh no, I worried this would happen. 850 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,288 Look, Clover, it's really out of my control. 851 00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:36,878 I'm the low man on the proverbial totem pole. 852 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,287 - Hey, appropriation. 853 00:38:38,289 --> 00:38:42,063 - I'm the low man on the American flag pole. 854 00:38:42,065 --> 00:38:43,271 - And Sphen? 855 00:38:43,273 --> 00:38:44,283 - I'm the second lowest. 856 00:38:44,285 --> 00:38:46,218 I got no say in what the higher ups do. 857 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,615 - Look, I'll talk to Sleezy Evan, 858 00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:49,857 see if I can get him to bury the hatchet. 859 00:38:49,859 --> 00:38:51,511 (Sphen clears throat) 860 00:38:51,513 --> 00:38:53,940 Bury the gun? 861 00:38:57,699 --> 00:38:59,647 - If I find out anyone is after 862 00:38:59,649 --> 00:39:04,463 this adorable little creature, I'll kill them, and then you, 863 00:39:04,465 --> 00:39:08,435 and then you, and then you again after I revive you. 864 00:39:08,437 --> 00:39:09,370 - It's cool, Clover. 865 00:39:09,372 --> 00:39:10,781 I think I handled it pretty well. 866 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:11,951 - Yeah, chill! 867 00:39:13,319 --> 00:39:17,337 - So help me, I will tell your mother you're a drug dealer. 868 00:39:17,339 --> 00:39:18,721 - Mama? 869 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:19,555 - Yeah. 870 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:20,808 Yours too! 871 00:39:20,810 --> 00:39:22,166 - Well, jokes on you. 872 00:39:22,168 --> 00:39:24,420 Because my mom's very dead. 873 00:39:26,058 --> 00:39:27,802 I miss her a lot. 874 00:39:29,407 --> 00:39:32,211 (phone vibrating) 875 00:39:32,213 --> 00:39:33,685 - Shit. 876 00:39:33,687 --> 00:39:34,749 I gotta go. 877 00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:37,336 You two clowns better fix this! 878 00:39:38,556 --> 00:39:39,690 Coke. 879 00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:46,593 - Is she okay? 880 00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:47,606 She seems upset. 881 00:39:47,608 --> 00:39:48,849 - She's just worried. 882 00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:52,346 Some people give hugs, Clover threatens people. 883 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,262 - I'll see what I can do. 884 00:39:54,264 --> 00:39:56,306 But, really, they're all harmless. 885 00:39:56,308 --> 00:39:58,045 - Did you finish all the "Night of the Living Dead" films? 886 00:39:58,047 --> 00:39:59,163 - I did! 887 00:39:59,165 --> 00:40:02,404 I'm now on to watching all the student film remakes. 888 00:40:02,406 --> 00:40:04,403 Some of them are really innovative, 889 00:40:04,405 --> 00:40:06,646 but most of them have terrible sound 890 00:40:06,648 --> 00:40:09,144 and are really not innovative. 891 00:40:09,146 --> 00:40:11,603 (phone vibrating) 892 00:40:11,605 --> 00:40:12,438 - Hmm. 893 00:40:13,823 --> 00:40:16,089 Just this dating app that I've been using. 894 00:40:16,091 --> 00:40:17,793 Some guy just asked me out. 895 00:40:17,795 --> 00:40:18,713 - Hey okay! 896 00:40:19,602 --> 00:40:22,339 Gonna get a little action, yeah? 897 00:40:22,341 --> 00:40:23,341 - I don't know. 898 00:40:23,343 --> 00:40:25,686 He seems kinda bro-ish. 899 00:40:25,688 --> 00:40:27,313 - Salmon pants! 900 00:40:27,315 --> 00:40:29,556 I tell ya, if I owned a sweet pair of chinos, 901 00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:33,678 I can say with 100% confidence they would not be salmon. 902 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,732 - It can't hurt to try though, right? 903 00:40:34,734 --> 00:40:35,974 Free drink. 904 00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:38,525 - That's a winning attitude m'lady. 905 00:40:38,527 --> 00:40:42,158 - He wants to meet in Highlands though, ugh. 906 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,803 - I gotcha covered. 907 00:40:43,805 --> 00:40:46,468 Lemme see if we can borrow Mama's hatchback. 908 00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:47,798 Ma ma! 909 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,784 We need to borrow your car! 910 00:40:49,786 --> 00:40:52,387 A friend in need requires assistance! 911 00:40:52,389 --> 00:40:54,733 - [Trevor's Mom] You're such a good boy, Trev-Trev! 912 00:40:54,735 --> 00:40:56,403 - Thank you ma-mama! 913 00:40:57,801 --> 00:40:59,986 I got pants in the car, let's roll. 914 00:40:59,988 --> 00:41:00,820 - You good to drive? 915 00:41:00,822 --> 00:41:03,157 - Yeah, I'm basically sober. 916 00:41:12,826 --> 00:41:14,252 - Hey dad... 917 00:41:17,259 --> 00:41:18,933 - So, I know that guys like it when girls 918 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,101 make the first move sometimes, so I was wondering 919 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,510 if you had any advice for maybe how to do that, maybe? 920 00:41:24,512 --> 00:41:25,366 - Oh, sure. 921 00:41:25,368 --> 00:41:26,621 So most people, they go for a kiss, 922 00:41:26,623 --> 00:41:27,878 they go straight for the cheek, right? 923 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,453 But what men really love is when you give them a little kiss 924 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:33,272 on the forehead and a boop on the nose. 925 00:41:33,274 --> 00:41:34,284 (Amy giggling) 926 00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:35,488 - Okay, I'll remember that. 927 00:41:35,490 --> 00:41:36,347 - Remember it. 928 00:41:36,349 --> 00:41:38,487 Grown men love it when you boop them on the nose. 929 00:41:38,489 --> 00:41:41,101 - Grown men love it when you boop them on the nose. 930 00:41:41,103 --> 00:41:42,728 - Anyway, here she is. 931 00:41:42,730 --> 00:41:44,583 Not sure why they call it a hatchback, 932 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,059 but it does have this big, weird trunk. 933 00:41:47,061 --> 00:41:48,955 - Well, looks like some sort of hatch. 934 00:41:48,957 --> 00:41:49,791 - Damn it. 935 00:41:51,891 --> 00:41:53,373 All right. - Okay. 936 00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:55,310 - There we go. 937 00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:57,051 - Five, six, seven, eight. 938 00:41:57,053 --> 00:41:59,639 (both singing) 939 00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:05,661 - Mama loves gnomes. 940 00:42:05,663 --> 00:42:08,661 She orders them in bulk from this Armenian artist. 941 00:42:08,663 --> 00:42:11,134 - She really likes the banana ones. 942 00:42:11,136 --> 00:42:14,017 - Yeah, they're her favorite. 943 00:42:14,019 --> 00:42:14,989 - What's your mom do for a living? 944 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,949 - No idea, never asked! 945 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,422 - She has a job though right? 946 00:42:19,424 --> 00:42:21,446 - (laughs) I'm really not sure. 947 00:42:21,448 --> 00:42:23,678 Maybe she's also a deadbeat that sells drugs! 948 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,793 - You're not a deadbeat. 949 00:42:24,795 --> 00:42:25,767 - Oh, it's okay. 950 00:42:25,769 --> 00:42:27,611 I'm very comfortable being a deadbeat. 951 00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:29,545 We can calls it likes it is's. 952 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,031 - No, I mean, you're not a deadbeat. 953 00:42:31,033 --> 00:42:35,594 You're more like a no-good-nick or a ne'er-do-well. 954 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:38,528 Deadbeats have no source of income. 955 00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:40,104 No-good-nicks and ne'er-do-wells do something 956 00:42:40,106 --> 00:42:43,256 with themselves, it's just frowned upon. 957 00:42:43,258 --> 00:42:44,717 - Huh. 958 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,061 Never thought about it like that. 959 00:42:47,063 --> 00:42:48,061 Ne'er-do-well. 960 00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:50,083 I like that one. 961 00:42:50,085 --> 00:42:51,159 - I'm a deadbeat. 962 00:42:51,161 --> 00:42:53,735 But I'm trying to reform, become a lay-about. 963 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:54,939 You know, someone who has a job 964 00:42:54,941 --> 00:42:57,950 but they just really don't give a shit. 965 00:42:57,952 --> 00:43:01,122 - Well, it's nice to have aspirations. 966 00:43:04,075 --> 00:43:04,908 So where we goin'? 967 00:43:04,910 --> 00:43:06,278 I've just been rolling that way. 968 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,085 - Oh, yeah, an address would help! 969 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,520 - [Trevor] All right, we are cruising. 970 00:43:10,522 --> 00:43:12,749 - [Amy] All right, five, six, seven, eight. 971 00:43:12,751 --> 00:43:15,336 (both singing) 972 00:43:27,265 --> 00:43:28,548 Thanks for the lift, man. 973 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:29,903 - Oh, no problemo! 974 00:43:29,905 --> 00:43:31,764 And remember, have a good time. 975 00:43:31,766 --> 00:43:32,942 I'll see ya soon, okay? 976 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,108 - Dope. 977 00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:35,748 - All right, be safe! 978 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,118 Do drugs! 979 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,027 Wash your hands! 980 00:43:38,029 --> 00:43:40,448 Don't talk to ugly strangers. 981 00:43:41,696 --> 00:43:42,614 Here we go. 982 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,602 Oh, not good. 983 00:43:44,604 --> 00:43:47,011 All right, all right. 984 00:43:47,013 --> 00:43:49,150 Everybody, stop. 985 00:43:49,152 --> 00:43:51,277 All right, I'm coming that way. 986 00:43:51,279 --> 00:43:53,289 Oh, oh, that's not good. 987 00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:55,877 (upbeat music) 988 00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:01,656 - Chad? 989 00:44:01,658 --> 00:44:03,668 - Hey, ah, Amy. 990 00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:06,113 Yeah, hey, thanks for coming. 991 00:44:06,115 --> 00:44:07,729 Ah, I'm sorry, just give me a second. 992 00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:09,049 I know, bad date etiquette. 993 00:44:09,051 --> 00:44:10,175 I just gotta lock in my fantasy line up. 994 00:44:10,177 --> 00:44:11,009 - Oh, no worries. 995 00:44:11,011 --> 00:44:12,675 I already locked in mine. 996 00:44:12,677 --> 00:44:14,404 - You have a fantasy team? 997 00:44:14,406 --> 00:44:16,772 - Yeah, it's Wonder Woman, Gandalf, 998 00:44:16,774 --> 00:44:19,426 Judy Dench and Elizabeth Warren. 999 00:44:19,428 --> 00:44:21,348 And my kicker's Air Bud. 1000 00:44:21,350 --> 00:44:24,500 - (laughs) Yeah that's, that's not fantasy! 1001 00:44:24,502 --> 00:44:27,600 - Yeah, you're right, Gandalf could never be in fantasy. 1002 00:44:27,602 --> 00:44:30,202 - Never heard of the guy, but I doubt it! 1003 00:44:30,204 --> 00:44:31,036 Drink? 1004 00:44:31,038 --> 00:44:31,870 - Sure. 1005 00:44:31,872 --> 00:44:32,704 - Excuse me! 1006 00:44:32,706 --> 00:44:33,790 Hello? 1007 00:44:33,792 --> 00:44:35,468 Yes, can we get a drink for the fine lady? 1008 00:44:35,470 --> 00:44:36,304 Thank you! 1009 00:44:42,684 --> 00:44:47,128 - So, uh, tell me about your fantasy team or whatever. 1010 00:44:47,130 --> 00:44:49,509 - Well, you're gonna love this! 1011 00:44:49,511 --> 00:44:53,560 So my boy Donny forfeit first round pick and it goes to me, 1012 00:44:53,562 --> 00:44:56,827 and everyone knows that first round pick was 100% 1013 00:44:56,829 --> 00:44:59,633 gonna be Da-Brumbrick Shenquallin. 1014 00:44:59,635 --> 00:45:02,335 The guy ran 750 yards in one season. 1015 00:45:02,337 --> 00:45:03,961 - Huh. 1016 00:45:03,963 --> 00:45:05,143 Da-brumbrick, good call. 1017 00:45:05,145 --> 00:45:06,334 - Yeah, yeah. 1018 00:45:06,336 --> 00:45:09,602 And, you know, he's just the base, the consistency pick. 1019 00:45:09,604 --> 00:45:12,394 My true golden boy is Daryl Strawberry. 1020 00:45:12,396 --> 00:45:14,855 The guy's been running yards since he was 19! 1021 00:45:14,857 --> 00:45:16,988 He's got more sacks and tacks than Brad Mannling. 1022 00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:19,141 And when you're yardin', you're yardin'. 1023 00:45:19,143 --> 00:45:20,831 And that guy yards it! 1024 00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:24,624 He hoofs it down that turf like a yardin' man should. 1025 00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:26,418 Boy does he yard it. 1026 00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:29,263 He just keeps yardin' and yardin' and yardin'. 1027 00:45:29,265 --> 00:45:31,348 Charge it on his yard card. 1028 00:45:31,350 --> 00:45:32,754 - I see her. 1029 00:45:32,756 --> 00:45:33,961 She's on a date. 1030 00:45:33,963 --> 00:45:36,251 - [Ramon] I think we can use this to our advantage. 1031 00:45:36,253 --> 00:45:37,507 - Well then, we'll just have 1032 00:45:37,509 --> 00:45:40,845 to make you a profile she cannot resist. 1033 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,354 (fart) 1034 00:45:44,356 --> 00:45:46,053 (water bubbling) 1035 00:45:46,055 --> 00:45:48,974 - So, do you have a favorite team? 1036 00:45:48,976 --> 00:45:50,357 - Oh, shit. 1037 00:45:50,359 --> 00:45:53,266 Sorry, didn't think you'd ever actually ask me a question. 1038 00:45:53,268 --> 00:45:54,112 What's up? 1039 00:45:54,114 --> 00:45:57,481 - A favorite team, do you have a favorite team? 1040 00:45:57,483 --> 00:45:59,786 - What's your favorite team, Brad? 1041 00:45:59,788 --> 00:46:01,210 - It's Chad. 1042 00:46:01,212 --> 00:46:02,046 - Sure. 1043 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:05,411 - I got to say, I love my Seabirds. 1044 00:46:05,413 --> 00:46:07,166 I'm a life long fan! 1045 00:46:07,168 --> 00:46:11,999 And did you know that the Seabirds are 100% fan owned? 1046 00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:14,837 (audio reversing) 1047 00:46:16,995 --> 00:46:18,828 A favorite team, do you have one? 1048 00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:20,081 - Seabirds. 1049 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:21,852 They're 100% fan owned and for some reason, 1050 00:46:21,854 --> 00:46:23,311 that matters to me. 1051 00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:25,035 - You jokin' my ass? 1052 00:46:25,037 --> 00:46:27,893 Amy, I love the Seabirds! 1053 00:46:27,895 --> 00:46:30,397 - Ugh, I can't even fake this. 1054 00:46:31,253 --> 00:46:32,907 (audio reversing) 1055 00:46:32,909 --> 00:46:35,562 - A favorite team, do you have one? 1056 00:46:35,564 --> 00:46:37,185 - I don't really have a favorite team. 1057 00:46:37,187 --> 00:46:40,187 And I find you to be a real lump of cum. 1058 00:46:40,189 --> 00:46:41,021 - Wow. 1059 00:46:41,023 --> 00:46:42,570 - Oh, sorry, that was mean. 1060 00:46:42,572 --> 00:46:45,043 That was, that one was too mean. 1061 00:46:45,045 --> 00:46:46,882 (audio reversing) 1062 00:46:46,884 --> 00:46:49,383 - A favorite team, do you have one? 1063 00:46:49,385 --> 00:46:50,834 - I don't really have a favorite team. 1064 00:46:50,836 --> 00:46:54,023 Tell me all about the footballs. 1065 00:46:54,025 --> 00:46:57,946 - Well, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports. 1066 00:46:59,088 --> 00:47:02,365 Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, 1067 00:47:02,367 --> 00:47:05,453 Sports, sports, sports, sports, sport. 1068 00:47:05,455 --> 00:47:08,875 Sports, sports, sports, sports, sport. 1069 00:47:08,877 --> 00:47:13,795 Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports. 1070 00:47:13,797 --> 00:47:18,719 Sports, (coughing) sports, sports, sports. 1071 00:47:20,729 --> 00:47:23,687 - Hey, someone call 911, 1072 00:47:23,689 --> 00:47:25,839 I think this guy's having a stroke. 1073 00:47:25,841 --> 00:47:27,109 - Oh, word! 1074 00:47:28,954 --> 00:47:30,956 - [Chad] Sports, sports. 1075 00:47:40,415 --> 00:47:42,431 - I'm really sorry about your friend. 1076 00:47:42,433 --> 00:47:45,937 - It's the way he would have wanted to go. 1077 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:51,087 (siren wailing) 1078 00:47:52,835 --> 00:47:55,911 (melancholic music) 1079 00:47:55,913 --> 00:47:59,126 So then he has an aneurysm, he falls to the ground 1080 00:47:59,128 --> 00:48:01,534 and splits his head open. 1081 00:48:01,536 --> 00:48:02,724 Here I was thinking that this would all 1082 00:48:02,726 --> 00:48:04,930 be accompanied by a warm meal. 1083 00:48:04,932 --> 00:48:08,711 Then the ambulance came, but it was already too late. 1084 00:48:08,713 --> 00:48:10,412 - Yo! 1085 00:48:10,414 --> 00:48:12,760 I love your dating life. 1086 00:48:12,762 --> 00:48:15,527 Everybody gets their heads split open. 1087 00:48:15,529 --> 00:48:18,423 - Yeah, well, whatever. 1088 00:48:20,281 --> 00:48:21,729 - What's wrong? 1089 00:48:21,731 --> 00:48:22,565 - Nothing. 1090 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:24,880 - You're not bummed about those dates 1091 00:48:24,882 --> 00:48:26,277 not working out, are you? 1092 00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:27,455 - A little. 1093 00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:32,158 - Brother, you're the fuckin' best. 1094 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,105 And those turds can't even keep their heads unspilt. 1095 00:48:35,107 --> 00:48:37,268 They're not worthy and you'll find someone to bone 1096 00:48:37,270 --> 00:48:39,539 who's better than those jabronis. 1097 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,611 - Well, what if I want something more 1098 00:48:41,613 --> 00:48:43,958 than just a quick bone? 1099 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,658 - Gross, why? 1100 00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:47,469 - I don't know! 1101 00:48:47,471 --> 00:48:49,327 I was just thinking, maybe it'd be nice 1102 00:48:49,329 --> 00:48:52,144 to have someone to do nothing with all day. 1103 00:48:52,146 --> 00:48:53,230 - You got me! 1104 00:48:54,555 --> 00:48:56,239 - Yeah, I know. 1105 00:49:00,335 --> 00:49:01,169 - Yo. 1106 00:49:02,257 --> 00:49:04,009 This is romantic A.F. 1107 00:49:09,444 --> 00:49:10,904 - You wanna just chug these? 1108 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,991 - Let's just do it, babe. 1109 00:49:21,887 --> 00:49:26,087 - Looking for a woman with no job who likes Chinese food. 1110 00:49:26,089 --> 00:49:27,945 - Good, good! 1111 00:49:27,947 --> 00:49:28,970 Needs more. 1112 00:49:28,972 --> 00:49:30,419 - Mention weed. 1113 00:49:31,337 --> 00:49:36,159 - I enjoy participating in 420 activities. 1114 00:49:37,359 --> 00:49:40,721 - And say that you like to lie to tall 1115 00:49:40,723 --> 00:49:44,561 Art Garfunkel types who you've never seen or met before. 1116 00:49:44,563 --> 00:49:47,404 - Little on the nose, Sleezy. 1117 00:49:47,406 --> 00:49:49,467 - Okay, well, I saw on her Facebook page 1118 00:49:49,469 --> 00:49:51,213 that she likes 90's style hip hop. 1119 00:49:51,215 --> 00:49:54,570 So maybe you could work that in there? 1120 00:49:54,572 --> 00:49:57,954 - Yeah, I'd call up my boy, Sushi Mane, 1121 00:49:58,987 --> 00:50:02,206 and maybe set up a date at a recording studio? 1122 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:04,039 - Interesting. 1123 00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:08,963 - So how bout this, looking for a sex, 1124 00:50:09,854 --> 00:50:14,809 no strings attached, just the sex, real easy. 1125 00:50:16,453 --> 00:50:17,622 - That's good! 1126 00:50:19,352 --> 00:50:22,322 Do we know her mission is to get laid? 1127 00:50:22,324 --> 00:50:23,408 - I think so. 1128 00:50:24,606 --> 00:50:26,051 - Are you sure? 1129 00:50:26,053 --> 00:50:26,986 I don't think we have that information 1130 00:50:26,988 --> 00:50:29,323 at this point in the script. 1131 00:50:31,242 --> 00:50:33,152 - Yeah, maybe not. 1132 00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:36,762 - This whole thing is pretty low stakes. 1133 00:50:36,764 --> 00:50:38,749 I don't think it matters. 1134 00:50:38,751 --> 00:50:42,522 - Okay, why don't we just add a little flashback here 1135 00:50:42,524 --> 00:50:46,391 where Sleezy overhears that little tid bit? 1136 00:50:46,393 --> 00:50:48,044 - Exciting! 1137 00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:48,880 Director? 1138 00:50:57,041 --> 00:51:00,628 - This thing has really gone off the rails. 1139 00:51:01,718 --> 00:51:06,706 My vision is a shade of what it once was. 1140 00:51:08,009 --> 00:51:09,427 Do what you will. 1141 00:51:10,711 --> 00:51:13,547 (radio tuning in) 1142 00:51:15,478 --> 00:51:17,937 - [Amy] I just want to get laid, no strings attached, 1143 00:51:17,939 --> 00:51:19,654 just the sex. 1144 00:51:19,656 --> 00:51:20,948 Real easy. 1145 00:51:20,950 --> 00:51:22,869 - So she wants the sex. 1146 00:51:25,088 --> 00:51:27,662 - Now, make sure you upload at least four pictures, 1147 00:51:27,664 --> 00:51:29,725 otherwise you're gonna look like a bot. 1148 00:51:29,727 --> 00:51:33,139 - Oh, and you can call yourself Ramon! 1149 00:51:34,377 --> 00:51:36,067 Oh, that's your name already. 1150 00:51:36,069 --> 00:51:39,163 - Yeah, how bout Raymond? 1151 00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:41,516 - I like it. 1152 00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:47,361 Big Bad Ramon is about to become Sexy Raymond. 1153 00:51:50,188 --> 00:51:53,107 - You know, before I waste this whole magic pen stuff, 1154 00:51:53,109 --> 00:51:56,451 maybe I should use it to try and get a job. 1155 00:51:56,453 --> 00:51:58,628 - What, like, interview hacking? 1156 00:51:58,630 --> 00:52:00,283 - Yeah. 1157 00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:01,410 Is that, like, crossing a line? 1158 00:52:01,412 --> 00:52:03,048 - Nah, no way. 1159 00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:05,626 My mom got all her jobs by lying on her resume 1160 00:52:05,628 --> 00:52:08,008 and putting her friend's numbers down as references. 1161 00:52:08,010 --> 00:52:10,680 (phone buzzing) 1162 00:52:12,495 --> 00:52:14,441 God damn it. 1163 00:52:14,443 --> 00:52:15,945 A stupid customer. 1164 00:52:18,965 --> 00:52:21,801 (metal crunching) (cat yowl) 1165 00:52:30,619 --> 00:52:33,371 (engine revving) 1166 00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:38,581 - I didn't do an Uber pool. 1167 00:52:38,583 --> 00:52:41,181 - Yeah, this is my intern. 1168 00:52:41,183 --> 00:52:43,539 Now kindly shut it. 1169 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,278 - So Yeah, you think I should time travel my way 1170 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,062 into a low income job? 1171 00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:48,816 - Hell yeah, brother. 1172 00:52:50,561 --> 00:52:52,995 - Um, are you fucking kidding me? 1173 00:52:52,997 --> 00:52:54,391 - What? 1174 00:52:54,393 --> 00:52:56,826 - Listen to a podcast or something, creep! 1175 00:52:56,828 --> 00:52:59,330 - I don't have any headphones. 1176 00:53:04,951 --> 00:53:06,845 - Enjoy, bitch. 1177 00:53:10,602 --> 00:53:13,522 (punk metal music) 1178 00:53:31,407 --> 00:53:33,783 (brakes squealing) 1179 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:39,006 - If you don't give me five stars, I'll come murder you. 1180 00:53:49,969 --> 00:53:52,722 (fire crackling) 1181 00:53:53,851 --> 00:53:57,911 - It's gonna be a new me, a whole new me. 1182 00:53:57,913 --> 00:54:00,749 A me who doesn't ever appropriate. 1183 00:54:04,292 --> 00:54:09,146 A me who appreciates other cultures by respecting them. 1184 00:54:09,148 --> 00:54:12,234 (didgeridoo booming) 1185 00:54:17,517 --> 00:54:18,822 - Hey, ladies! 1186 00:54:18,824 --> 00:54:19,656 How goes it? 1187 00:54:19,658 --> 00:54:21,574 - Hey, yo, yo, it goes well. 1188 00:54:21,576 --> 00:54:23,203 - How'd the date go? 1189 00:54:23,205 --> 00:54:24,305 - Amy killed him. 1190 00:54:24,307 --> 00:54:25,933 - Terrific. 1191 00:54:25,935 --> 00:54:26,996 - We don't know that! 1192 00:54:26,998 --> 00:54:28,624 He could still be alive. 1193 00:54:28,626 --> 00:54:30,250 - His brain bled out. 1194 00:54:30,252 --> 00:54:32,557 - He had like an aneurysm or something. 1195 00:54:32,559 --> 00:54:35,708 - Amy made his dumb brain bleed. 1196 00:54:35,710 --> 00:54:38,373 - You guys want some bud? 1197 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:39,604 Or the booger sugar? 1198 00:54:39,606 --> 00:54:42,230 - Nah, Amy asked if we could stop by. 1199 00:54:42,232 --> 00:54:43,469 Probably to mooch some weed while we pretend 1200 00:54:43,471 --> 00:54:45,429 to like hanging out with you guys. 1201 00:54:45,431 --> 00:54:46,824 - Fine by me. 1202 00:54:49,210 --> 00:54:50,635 - [Trevor's Mom] Trev-Trev? 1203 00:54:50,637 --> 00:54:51,724 - Yes Mama? 1204 00:54:51,726 --> 00:54:53,607 - [Trevor's Mom] I brought you some pitzi rollies. 1205 00:54:53,609 --> 00:54:55,952 - Thank you Mama! 1206 00:54:55,954 --> 00:54:58,450 - [Trevor's Mom] Thank you for being my son. 1207 00:54:58,452 --> 00:55:00,320 So who are you friends? 1208 00:55:00,322 --> 00:55:03,242 - This is Sphen, my business partner. 1209 00:55:03,244 --> 00:55:04,537 - [Trevor's Mom] Oh, it's you Sphen! 1210 00:55:04,539 --> 00:55:06,651 I remember you, hello. 1211 00:55:06,653 --> 00:55:08,083 - Hi Miss Pikowitz. 1212 00:55:08,085 --> 00:55:10,571 - And this is Clover. 1213 00:55:10,573 --> 00:55:12,057 - [Trevor's Mom] Oh, hello Clover. 1214 00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:13,954 It's nice to meet you. 1215 00:55:13,956 --> 00:55:16,002 Your name is so beautiful. 1216 00:55:16,004 --> 00:55:17,823 - Pleasure's mine. 1217 00:55:19,685 --> 00:55:22,771 - [Trevor's Mom] Oh, no no, allow me. 1218 00:55:25,435 --> 00:55:27,330 - [Trevor] And this is Amy. 1219 00:55:27,332 --> 00:55:28,957 - [Trevor's Mom] Oh! 1220 00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:30,423 This is Amy? 1221 00:55:30,425 --> 00:55:33,485 Oh my God, she's beautiful. 1222 00:55:33,487 --> 00:55:36,138 She's a beautiful young lady. 1223 00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:38,560 - It's nice to meet you. 1224 00:55:38,562 --> 00:55:40,238 - [Trevor's Mom] Goodbye everyone. 1225 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,242 - [Trevor] Goodbye Mama. 1226 00:55:46,813 --> 00:55:48,297 - [Trevor's Mom] I love you, Trev-Trev. 1227 00:55:48,299 --> 00:55:52,218 - I love you too, Mama. 1228 00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:54,294 - [Trevor's Mom] I love you more than anyone. 1229 00:55:54,296 --> 00:55:56,703 I love you more than life itself. 1230 00:55:56,705 --> 00:56:00,370 - Not more than I love you, Mama. 1231 00:56:00,372 --> 00:56:04,099 - [Trevor's Mom] I really do love you. 1232 00:56:04,101 --> 00:56:05,803 - You gotta chill! 1233 00:56:05,805 --> 00:56:08,353 With this whole weird mom relationship you got going on. 1234 00:56:08,355 --> 00:56:09,763 - What do you mean? 1235 00:56:09,765 --> 00:56:13,607 - I mean, you're practically still dangling off her nips. 1236 00:56:13,609 --> 00:56:15,460 - Nah. 1237 00:56:16,657 --> 00:56:20,654 No, we're just a close family, is all. 1238 00:56:20,656 --> 00:56:23,934 You know, since dad left. 1239 00:56:29,432 --> 00:56:31,383 Come on Trevor. 1240 00:56:31,385 --> 00:56:34,138 (Trevor sobbing) 1241 00:56:36,481 --> 00:56:37,674 So when's the next date? 1242 00:56:37,676 --> 00:56:40,159 - Oh, I don't know if this whole online thing is for me. 1243 00:56:40,161 --> 00:56:42,927 - Ah, bap, bap, the best things happen in threes, 1244 00:56:42,929 --> 00:56:46,168 like Musketeers or celebrity deaths. 1245 00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:47,822 Maybe one more shot. 1246 00:56:47,824 --> 00:56:48,885 - [Amy] Maybe. 1247 00:56:48,887 --> 00:56:50,166 - If it doesn't work out, 1248 00:56:50,168 --> 00:56:53,588 I could buy you a jiggalo or some shit. 1249 00:56:53,590 --> 00:56:55,842 - Oh, that's a good friend. 1250 00:56:57,302 --> 00:56:59,888 (upbeat music) 1251 00:57:14,493 --> 00:57:15,662 - Knock knock! 1252 00:57:25,141 --> 00:57:26,983 - You know I didn't give you the job, right? 1253 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:29,200 - Yes, but I thought I could interview again, 1254 00:57:29,202 --> 00:57:31,563 business casual style. 1255 00:57:32,879 --> 00:57:34,305 - Sweatpants? 1256 00:57:37,608 --> 00:57:39,912 - It's business up top, casual down low. 1257 00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:42,114 Besides, you guys are just sitting at desks anyway. 1258 00:57:42,116 --> 00:57:43,177 I mean, who's gonna notice? 1259 00:57:43,179 --> 00:57:45,535 - I already gave the position away. 1260 00:57:45,537 --> 00:57:47,779 - Just please, for practice. 1261 00:57:47,781 --> 00:57:49,444 I'm trying. 1262 00:57:49,446 --> 00:57:50,739 - Okay, two minutes. 1263 00:57:50,741 --> 00:57:53,032 But then you leave and I never see you again. 1264 00:57:53,034 --> 00:57:53,868 - Deal. 1265 00:57:58,583 --> 00:57:59,619 - Well? 1266 00:57:59,621 --> 00:58:00,452 - Oh, do we start? 1267 00:58:00,454 --> 00:58:01,620 Yes. - Okay, shit. 1268 00:58:01,622 --> 00:58:02,869 Hang on a second. 1269 00:58:02,871 --> 00:58:04,599 (audio reversing) 1270 00:58:04,601 --> 00:58:05,534 - And I never see you again. 1271 00:58:05,536 --> 00:58:06,367 - Deal. 1272 00:58:06,369 --> 00:58:08,663 I'm a hard worker, I'll show up on time, 1273 00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:12,801 and I will dedicate my life to this company. 1274 00:58:12,803 --> 00:58:14,805 - A little overdramatic. 1275 00:58:17,441 --> 00:58:19,092 - Those your kids? 1276 00:58:19,094 --> 00:58:19,926 - Yes. 1277 00:58:19,928 --> 00:58:22,116 - What are their names? 1278 00:58:22,118 --> 00:58:23,346 - Brian and Adam. 1279 00:58:23,348 --> 00:58:25,434 - Brian and Adam? 1280 00:58:25,436 --> 00:58:26,690 Brian and Adam. 1281 00:58:26,692 --> 00:58:28,677 And your wife? 1282 00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:29,511 - Jessica. 1283 00:58:29,513 --> 00:58:31,149 Hey, you know, this is getting a little weird. 1284 00:58:31,151 --> 00:58:34,301 (audio reversing) 1285 00:58:34,303 --> 00:58:35,928 A little overdramatic. 1286 00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:38,316 - Yeah, maybe. 1287 00:58:39,261 --> 00:58:43,206 But we don't we have to be overdramatic? 1288 00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:46,127 Okay, listen, in the game of business, 1289 00:58:46,129 --> 00:58:50,791 which is the game of life, we have to be dramatic. 1290 00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:53,725 I mean, for instance, if you lost your job, 1291 00:58:53,727 --> 00:58:58,105 what would happen to little Brian or Adam? 1292 00:58:58,107 --> 00:59:00,938 Or your lovely wife Jessica? 1293 00:59:00,940 --> 00:59:02,759 - Excuse me? 1294 00:59:02,761 --> 00:59:05,526 - You need a job to support them, right? 1295 00:59:05,528 --> 00:59:06,486 - Is that a threat or something? 1296 00:59:06,488 --> 00:59:07,601 - No. 1297 00:59:07,603 --> 00:59:08,678 Hey man, that wasn't what I was- 1298 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,305 - How do you know my wife and kids names? 1299 00:59:10,307 --> 00:59:11,139 - No, I wasn't... 1300 00:59:11,141 --> 00:59:12,227 Well, that's harder to explain. 1301 00:59:12,229 --> 00:59:13,061 - [Jason] Get out! - Okay. 1302 00:59:13,063 --> 00:59:13,995 - Just get out! 1303 00:59:13,997 --> 00:59:15,764 - I, I didn't. 1304 00:59:15,766 --> 00:59:17,367 I'm sorry! 1305 00:59:26,682 --> 00:59:28,979 I think that jobs just aren't for me. 1306 00:59:28,981 --> 00:59:31,175 - You went to the same place! 1307 00:59:31,177 --> 00:59:33,778 - Yeah, and somehow it went worse this time. 1308 00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:35,571 - Of course it did! 1309 00:59:35,573 --> 00:59:38,864 You need a job at like some boujee ass coffee shop 1310 00:59:38,866 --> 00:59:40,274 where your lackluster work ethic 1311 00:59:40,276 --> 00:59:42,863 will be mistaken for character. 1312 00:59:42,865 --> 00:59:44,295 - You're right. 1313 00:59:44,297 --> 00:59:46,181 Could probs get free coffee too. 1314 00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:49,019 (phone vibrating) 1315 00:59:50,629 --> 00:59:52,303 - Oh hey, I got another match. 1316 00:59:52,305 --> 00:59:53,638 - What's his bio? 1317 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,354 - Says 4/20 friendly, gainfully employed 1318 00:59:56,356 --> 00:59:59,454 and will buy you Chinese food. 1319 00:59:59,456 --> 01:00:01,877 Up and coming 90's style hip hop artist. 1320 01:00:01,879 --> 01:00:03,092 - Cool. 1321 01:00:03,094 --> 01:00:05,477 I won't have to buy you Chinese if you date this chode. 1322 01:00:05,479 --> 01:00:06,614 He cute? 1323 01:00:11,527 --> 01:00:13,099 - He's cute. 1324 01:00:13,101 --> 01:00:14,138 - Message him. 1325 01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:15,176 I'll drive you to bonetown. 1326 01:00:15,178 --> 01:00:16,419 - Okay. 1327 01:00:16,421 --> 01:00:19,917 (metal crunching) (cat yowl) 1328 01:00:19,919 --> 01:00:21,107 - Hey. 1329 01:00:21,109 --> 01:00:21,941 - What's up? 1330 01:00:21,943 --> 01:00:23,672 - He gets weird, you text me SOS 1331 01:00:23,674 --> 01:00:26,259 and I'll come bring my axe and slice his nuts off. 1332 01:00:26,261 --> 01:00:27,720 - Cool, cool. 1333 01:00:27,722 --> 01:00:29,905 - And I brought my dull one today, 1334 01:00:29,907 --> 01:00:31,788 so it'll be especially fun. 1335 01:00:31,790 --> 01:00:32,624 - Dope! 1336 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:34,793 How do I look? 1337 01:00:36,274 --> 01:00:38,476 - Like a beautiful baby angel. 1338 01:00:38,478 --> 01:00:40,204 - Is that a good thing? 1339 01:00:40,206 --> 01:00:42,202 - Yes, duh. 1340 01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,332 - Okay 1341 01:00:43,334 --> 01:00:44,919 Go get 'em tigress. 1342 01:00:48,671 --> 01:00:51,256 (car starting) 1343 01:00:55,165 --> 01:00:57,208 (metal crunching) (cat yowl) 1344 01:00:58,344 --> 01:01:00,589 (glass breaking) (cat yowl) 1345 01:01:05,442 --> 01:01:07,277 - She's here, mask on! 1346 01:01:10,684 --> 01:01:11,516 She's here! 1347 01:01:11,518 --> 01:01:12,351 Mask on! 1348 01:01:21,536 --> 01:01:22,367 - Hey! 1349 01:01:22,369 --> 01:01:23,201 I'm Amy. 1350 01:01:23,203 --> 01:01:24,035 - Hey yourself. 1351 01:01:24,037 --> 01:01:25,698 - You Raymond? 1352 01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:27,159 - Nope. 1353 01:01:27,161 --> 01:01:28,245 - You're not? 1354 01:01:29,427 --> 01:01:30,259 - I mean, yes. 1355 01:01:30,261 --> 01:01:31,949 I am Raymond. 1356 01:01:31,951 --> 01:01:34,390 I thought you said Ramon. 1357 01:01:34,392 --> 01:01:39,273 I've never been a Ramon, big and bad or otherwise. 1358 01:01:39,275 --> 01:01:42,066 - Uh, cool? 1359 01:01:42,068 --> 01:01:43,887 Can I come in? 1360 01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:46,771 - Yeah, of course! 1361 01:01:54,533 --> 01:01:56,773 So you're just in time for our recording session. 1362 01:01:56,775 --> 01:02:01,104 It's kind of like a Beastie Boys, Backstreet Boys, 1363 01:02:01,106 --> 01:02:04,192 Beach Boys collab, all the boys. 1364 01:02:04,194 --> 01:02:08,973 Yeah, so do you like, um, '90's, '90's style hop-hop? 1365 01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:10,050 - I do! 1366 01:02:10,052 --> 01:02:10,884 - Yeah? 1367 01:02:10,886 --> 01:02:11,752 - Uh, who's that? 1368 01:02:11,754 --> 01:02:14,008 - That's my producer, Sushi Mane. 1369 01:02:14,010 --> 01:02:15,059 - Sushi Mane? 1370 01:02:15,061 --> 01:02:16,018 - Yeah. 1371 01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:19,415 We have, uh, Chinese Food. 1372 01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:20,249 - Oh, cool. 1373 01:02:20,251 --> 01:02:21,182 I'm good for now. 1374 01:02:21,184 --> 01:02:22,119 - All right, cool, cool. 1375 01:02:22,121 --> 01:02:26,000 Hey, you know what I always love for a recording session? 1376 01:02:28,605 --> 01:02:30,409 Hit a vape pen. 1377 01:02:30,411 --> 01:02:32,605 Do you have one? 1378 01:02:33,948 --> 01:02:37,109 - Uh, no. 1379 01:02:38,881 --> 01:02:42,805 - Cool, cool, tight, tight, Sushi Mane, drop that beat. 1380 01:02:42,807 --> 01:02:46,035 (hip hop music) 1381 01:02:47,490 --> 01:02:48,324 Uh. 1382 01:02:49,541 --> 01:02:50,374 Uh. 1383 01:02:55,153 --> 01:02:57,469 ♪ My name is Big Bad Ra-Raymond ♪ 1384 01:02:57,471 --> 01:03:00,109 ♪ But I ain't playin'. ♪ 1385 01:03:00,111 --> 01:03:01,967 ♪ I'm always a hippin', a hoppin' ♪ 1386 01:03:01,969 --> 01:03:05,053 ♪ But I never be a-droppin' that beat ♪ 1387 01:03:05,055 --> 01:03:07,346 ♪ I grew up in the hood, raised on the streets ♪ 1388 01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:10,103 ♪ A nice sunny suburban street ♪ 1389 01:03:10,105 --> 01:03:11,344 ♪ But it wasn't always great ♪ 1390 01:03:11,346 --> 01:03:14,511 ♪ Because my mom never says she loves me ♪ 1391 01:03:14,513 --> 01:03:19,200 ♪ Because my mom never says she loves me ♪ 1392 01:03:19,202 --> 01:03:23,289 ♪ My mom never says she loves me ♪ 1393 01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:29,514 - Uh, I think Sushi Mane needs you. 1394 01:03:29,516 --> 01:03:31,768 - Okay, I'll be right back. 1395 01:03:36,859 --> 01:03:38,304 - [Evan] What's going on, Buddy? 1396 01:03:38,306 --> 01:03:42,020 - I was rapping from the heart, and I realized some things. 1397 01:03:42,022 --> 01:03:43,763 - [Evan] Aw, come on man. 1398 01:03:43,765 --> 01:03:45,017 You know your mom loves you! 1399 01:03:45,019 --> 01:03:47,388 She got you that Xbox for Christmas. 1400 01:03:47,390 --> 01:03:48,477 - But that's just the thing. 1401 01:03:48,479 --> 01:03:51,771 She always gave me things as a substitute for love. 1402 01:03:51,773 --> 01:03:53,357 - [Evan] Come here. 1403 01:03:58,150 --> 01:03:59,318 No, it's okay. 1404 01:04:01,367 --> 01:04:03,468 You're gonna go back out there, okay? 1405 01:04:03,470 --> 01:04:04,555 You got this. 1406 01:04:15,450 --> 01:04:17,786 - Sushi Mane, drop the beat. 1407 01:04:19,932 --> 01:04:22,109 ♪ Christmas time, best time of the year ♪ 1408 01:04:22,111 --> 01:04:24,879 ♪ All of your family from far and near ♪ 1409 01:04:24,881 --> 01:04:27,172 ♪ Come together to celebrate Jesus ♪ 1410 01:04:27,174 --> 01:04:31,426 ♪ But the thing about family is boy does my mom suck ♪ 1411 01:04:31,428 --> 01:04:34,039 (bike horn squeaking) 1412 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:35,382 (brakes squealing) 1413 01:04:35,384 --> 01:04:36,320 - Get out! 1414 01:04:36,322 --> 01:04:37,807 Get out! 1415 01:04:37,809 --> 01:04:39,665 ♪ Upper class, middle class, it doesn't even matter ♪ 1416 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:44,672 ♪ You can still have a bad mother or father ♪ 1417 01:04:45,728 --> 01:04:50,556 - (sobbing) I hate my mom, okay? 1418 01:04:50,558 --> 01:04:52,374 Just, just give me the weed pen. 1419 01:04:52,376 --> 01:04:53,294 - Oh, shit. 1420 01:04:56,094 --> 01:04:57,857 (Ramon shrieks) 1421 01:04:57,859 --> 01:04:58,693 - Uh! 1422 01:05:00,923 --> 01:05:03,759 (audio reversing) 1423 01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:08,537 - I hate my mom, okay? 1424 01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:13,277 Just give me the vape pen. 1425 01:05:13,279 --> 01:05:15,733 (Ramon cries) 1426 01:05:15,735 --> 01:05:16,569 - Fuck! 1427 01:05:21,067 --> 01:05:22,736 - [Evan] Excuse you! 1428 01:05:23,768 --> 01:05:25,436 Oh Raymond, oh dear. 1429 01:05:28,981 --> 01:05:31,954 - [Amy] I'm never gonna get laid! 1430 01:05:31,956 --> 01:05:33,101 - [Evan] Right in the leg, 1431 01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:35,087 do you know how much blood is in the leg? 1432 01:05:35,089 --> 01:05:36,561 A lot, probably! 1433 01:05:36,563 --> 01:05:38,197 This guys is dead, okay? 1434 01:05:38,199 --> 01:05:39,584 He's dead meat. 1435 01:05:39,586 --> 01:05:40,837 - [Ramon] What?! 1436 01:05:41,675 --> 01:05:45,095 - Nobody messes with my nice, sweet boys. 1437 01:05:49,272 --> 01:05:50,410 - Trevor! 1438 01:05:50,412 --> 01:05:51,692 I have to go to your place! 1439 01:05:51,694 --> 01:05:54,485 Your dealer pals are after me! 1440 01:05:54,487 --> 01:05:56,766 - [Evan] Okay, okay, you're gonna be okay. 1441 01:05:56,768 --> 01:05:57,600 - I'm gonna be okay? 1442 01:05:57,602 --> 01:05:59,482 - [Evan] Ah-huh, it's just an itty bitty flesh wound. 1443 01:05:59,484 --> 01:06:00,328 - [Ramon] Itty bitty. 1444 01:06:00,330 --> 01:06:01,453 - [Evan] Oh, no, no, no. 1445 01:06:01,455 --> 01:06:02,289 Oh no. 1446 01:06:05,722 --> 01:06:07,183 - Go on without me. 1447 01:06:07,185 --> 01:06:11,206 - [Evan] I'm not leaving my best friend in the cold to die. 1448 01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:13,205 - Best friend? 1449 01:06:13,207 --> 01:06:14,960 - [Evan] Number one, buddy. 1450 01:06:14,962 --> 01:06:16,213 - It's so cold. 1451 01:06:18,806 --> 01:06:21,095 - It's warm in here. 1452 01:06:21,097 --> 01:06:23,545 - [Ramon] I see a bright light. 1453 01:06:23,547 --> 01:06:25,029 - No, no, don't go into the light. 1454 01:06:25,031 --> 01:06:27,491 - [Ramon] It's so bright, beautiful. 1455 01:06:27,493 --> 01:06:29,503 All my family's there. 1456 01:06:29,505 --> 01:06:30,682 Even mom. 1457 01:06:30,684 --> 01:06:31,976 - Stay away from the light. 1458 01:06:31,978 --> 01:06:33,665 - [Ramon] I didn't know she died. 1459 01:06:33,667 --> 01:06:34,987 - You're gonna stay with me, okay? 1460 01:06:34,989 --> 01:06:36,997 You're gonna stay right here. 1461 01:06:36,999 --> 01:06:39,835 I just need to get this knife out. 1462 01:06:42,766 --> 01:06:44,664 - [Ramon] I forgive you, mommy. 1463 01:06:44,666 --> 01:06:46,273 - Ah, god, oh. 1464 01:06:46,275 --> 01:06:47,932 - [Ramon] That feels good. 1465 01:06:47,934 --> 01:06:50,103 - Oh God, oh, I was wrong. 1466 01:06:50,953 --> 01:06:52,204 I was so wrong. 1467 01:06:53,539 --> 01:06:54,853 - [Ramon] Mama? 1468 01:06:54,855 --> 01:06:57,608 - I'm gonna put it back in, okay? 1469 01:06:58,493 --> 01:06:59,745 - [Ramon] Mama? 1470 01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:05,857 - Ramon? 1471 01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:08,489 Ramon? 1472 01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:22,335 (Evan crying) 1473 01:07:25,381 --> 01:07:27,424 (brakes screeching) (horn honking) 1474 01:07:31,265 --> 01:07:32,099 - Ow. 1475 01:07:33,252 --> 01:07:34,907 - Just for the record, I don't think 1476 01:07:34,909 --> 01:07:37,803 it's very appropriate for you to appropriate those. 1477 01:07:37,805 --> 01:07:40,094 - We can discuss that later. 1478 01:07:40,096 --> 01:07:40,928 - I just think that- 1479 01:07:40,930 --> 01:07:41,762 - Later! 1480 01:07:41,764 --> 01:07:43,683 We need to protect Amy. 1481 01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:47,367 - Bingo. 1482 01:07:52,277 --> 01:07:55,743 - I'll use my non-appropriative broom poke action. 1483 01:07:55,745 --> 01:07:56,704 - Oh yeah, that's it. 1484 01:07:56,706 --> 01:07:59,723 The thrust, that's what it's about, the thrust. 1485 01:07:59,725 --> 01:08:00,623 Amy! 1486 01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:02,156 We're here to help. 1487 01:08:02,158 --> 01:08:03,513 (engine revving) 1488 01:08:03,515 --> 01:08:06,119 Catch your breath. 1489 01:08:06,121 --> 01:08:09,041 (brakes squealing) 1490 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,490 - Good work Sphen, Sphen's guy. 1491 01:08:16,492 --> 01:08:19,464 - Oh, ah, we're actually here to stop you. 1492 01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:23,010 But I did not approve of his weapon choice. 1493 01:08:23,012 --> 01:08:25,686 - Everybody just stay right where you are. 1494 01:08:25,688 --> 01:08:28,303 This thing's spring loaded and hurts like a bitch. 1495 01:08:28,305 --> 01:08:29,265 (gun cocking) 1496 01:08:29,267 --> 01:08:30,099 - Ow! 1497 01:08:30,101 --> 01:08:30,968 - Whoa, hey! 1498 01:08:30,970 --> 01:08:33,055 Let's all just calm down. 1499 01:08:34,702 --> 01:08:35,644 - That's her! 1500 01:08:35,646 --> 01:08:38,709 That's the girl who killed Big Bad Ramon! 1501 01:08:38,711 --> 01:08:39,577 - Killed? 1502 01:08:39,579 --> 01:08:40,997 - You killed BBR? 1503 01:08:43,356 --> 01:08:44,415 - [Trevor] Sphen. 1504 01:08:44,417 --> 01:08:46,552 - Big Bad Ramon was the smallest, 1505 01:08:46,554 --> 01:08:48,305 least bad guy I know. 1506 01:08:49,402 --> 01:08:53,761 - I don't want to fight you, Sphen. 1507 01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:55,201 But I will! 1508 01:08:55,203 --> 01:08:57,309 (brakes squealing) (metal crashing) 1509 01:08:57,311 --> 01:08:58,713 (cat yowl) 1510 01:09:00,857 --> 01:09:02,859 - Everyone back off Amy! 1511 01:09:08,604 --> 01:09:11,042 - It's like a real Mexican stand off here. 1512 01:09:11,044 --> 01:09:15,549 - Or as they would say in Mexican culture, a stand off. 1513 01:09:16,867 --> 01:09:19,870 (suspenseful music) 1514 01:09:58,158 --> 01:09:59,469 - I didn't mean to kill him! 1515 01:09:59,471 --> 01:10:00,491 He lunged at me! 1516 01:10:00,493 --> 01:10:03,003 - He was working on his doctorate! 1517 01:10:03,005 --> 01:10:05,356 He was gonna change the world! 1518 01:10:05,358 --> 01:10:08,047 It was always his dream to eradicate the common cold! 1519 01:10:08,049 --> 01:10:10,001 - Yeah, well, he wouldn't be dead if you stumblebum cucks 1520 01:10:10,003 --> 01:10:12,573 didn't stalk and cat-fish Amy! 1521 01:10:22,714 --> 01:10:23,687 - I can fix this! 1522 01:10:23,689 --> 01:10:26,505 - And how, exactly, can you do that? 1523 01:10:26,507 --> 01:10:27,712 - The pen! 1524 01:10:27,714 --> 01:10:29,044 It can send me back! 1525 01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:31,722 - You know damn well it doesn't work like that! 1526 01:10:31,724 --> 01:10:33,936 - I just have to hit it for long enough. 1527 01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,636 - He died like 20 minutes ago. 1528 01:10:35,638 --> 01:10:37,275 There's no chance. 1529 01:10:37,277 --> 01:10:41,389 - You'd have to hit it for 19, no, 20 minutes! 1530 01:10:42,495 --> 01:10:43,532 - I have to try! 1531 01:10:43,534 --> 01:10:44,708 - Amy no! 1532 01:10:44,710 --> 01:10:49,156 You could end up really, really sleepy and hungry or worse! 1533 01:10:50,422 --> 01:10:51,256 But, 1534 01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:55,621 we could hit it together. 1535 01:10:55,623 --> 01:10:58,316 Double the power, share the burden. 1536 01:10:58,318 --> 01:10:59,292 - Will that work? 1537 01:10:59,294 --> 01:11:00,546 - I don't know. 1538 01:11:01,476 --> 01:11:02,310 Lizzy? 1539 01:11:04,112 --> 01:11:04,946 - Fine! 1540 01:11:06,452 --> 01:11:11,279 But if it doesn't work, you're handing over that pen. 1541 01:11:11,281 --> 01:11:14,222 - Amy, you say the word and I'll rip this bitch's lungs out! 1542 01:11:14,224 --> 01:11:16,393 - No, no, not yet, Clover! 1543 01:11:18,962 --> 01:11:22,335 - There's so many paradoxes in play here. 1544 01:11:22,337 --> 01:11:24,998 My quantum physics degree is really doing very little 1545 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,083 for me in this situation. 1546 01:11:27,085 --> 01:11:29,299 I don't know if this could maybe not work never once, 1547 01:11:29,301 --> 01:11:33,723 but I certainly think it could maybe work once never. 1548 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,505 Regardless, 1549 01:11:37,489 --> 01:11:38,749 Tricky 1550 01:11:40,494 --> 01:11:41,792 - You don't have to do this. 1551 01:11:41,794 --> 01:11:44,602 - Hey, I got you into this mess, 1552 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,709 I gotta help you get out. 1553 01:11:46,711 --> 01:11:48,079 - Thank you. 1554 01:11:51,301 --> 01:11:52,523 - Ready? 1555 01:11:52,525 --> 01:11:53,358 - Ready. 1556 01:11:54,475 --> 01:11:55,662 - One two- - Three, two- 1557 01:11:55,664 --> 01:11:56,495 - You just do it. - Count down? 1558 01:11:56,497 --> 01:11:57,329 I'll do it? - You just do it, yeah. 1559 01:11:57,331 --> 01:11:58,170 - Start from the top? 1560 01:11:58,172 --> 01:11:59,439 Okay. - Okay, okay. 1561 01:11:59,441 --> 01:12:00,647 - Ten, nine- - Three- 1562 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,009 Oh, you went way up there. 1563 01:12:02,011 --> 01:12:03,030 All right, here we go. 1564 01:12:03,032 --> 01:12:03,864 - You just do it. 1565 01:12:03,866 --> 01:12:04,698 - All right, sure. 1566 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,248 Three, two, one. 1567 01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:09,086 (audio reversing) 1568 01:12:28,868 --> 01:12:31,871 (thunder crashing) 1569 01:12:37,258 --> 01:12:40,361 (cat meowing) 1570 01:12:47,721 --> 01:12:49,452 - It was from right over there. 1571 01:12:49,454 --> 01:12:51,418 I jumped out at you from behind the tree. 1572 01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:53,819 And Grandpa got all excited and shook his fist at me 1573 01:12:53,821 --> 01:12:56,829 and he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell!" 1574 01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:57,967 Remember that? 1575 01:12:57,969 --> 01:12:59,965 Right over there. 1576 01:12:59,967 --> 01:13:02,488 You used to really be scared here. 1577 01:13:02,490 --> 01:13:03,692 - Johnny! 1578 01:13:04,626 --> 01:13:06,219 - You're still afraid. 1579 01:13:06,221 --> 01:13:08,306 - Stop it now, I mean it! 1580 01:13:11,647 --> 01:13:14,469 - They're coming, they're coming, they're coming, 1581 01:13:14,471 --> 01:13:17,413 they're coming, they're coming to get you Barbara, 1582 01:13:17,415 --> 01:13:21,939 Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, Barbara. 1583 01:13:21,941 --> 01:13:24,788 They're coming to get you Barbara. 1584 01:13:24,790 --> 01:13:28,355 (audio reversing) 1585 01:13:28,357 --> 01:13:29,650 (cat yowl) 1586 01:13:32,649 --> 01:13:33,833 - Did we? 1587 01:13:35,082 --> 01:13:37,501 Oh. (laughs) 1588 01:13:38,406 --> 01:13:39,699 Oh no. 1589 01:13:40,656 --> 01:13:45,401 - We smocked the whole... (mumbling) 1590 01:13:45,403 --> 01:13:47,462 - Smocked the whole! 1591 01:13:47,464 --> 01:13:51,024 - [Amy] We wholed the smoke, uh, whole. 1592 01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:53,504 (Amy and Trevor laughing) 1593 01:13:53,506 --> 01:13:56,258 - What the hell is going on here? 1594 01:13:57,498 --> 01:14:00,223 - Interior Trevor's sun room. 1595 01:14:00,225 --> 01:14:02,371 Trevor lays down. 1596 01:14:02,373 --> 01:14:05,038 - Amy just appeared out of thin air. 1597 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,695 And you guys are both really high. 1598 01:14:06,697 --> 01:14:07,887 Am I on drugs? 1599 01:14:07,889 --> 01:14:10,112 Drugs other than the usual ones? 1600 01:14:10,114 --> 01:14:10,948 - Here. 1601 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:19,086 All done. (laughs) 1602 01:14:21,378 --> 01:14:23,881 (Amy retches) 1603 01:14:27,207 --> 01:14:29,458 (Trevor retches) 1604 01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:32,046 (all retching) 1605 01:14:40,242 --> 01:14:43,259 - I've never been stood up by a girl before. 1606 01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:47,199 Well, except for my mom, at soccer practice. 1607 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,805 - Plenty other fish in the sea, bud. 1608 01:14:51,807 --> 01:14:54,266 - Plenty of moms in the sea too? 1609 01:14:54,268 --> 01:14:55,427 - Sure. 1610 01:14:57,615 --> 01:14:59,291 (Ramon and Evan sigh) 1611 01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:02,115 - Can we get ice cream? 1612 01:15:04,805 --> 01:15:07,543 - Yeah, we can. 1613 01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,530 (Ramon and Evan sigh) 1614 01:15:14,070 --> 01:15:17,134 - Well, looks like I'm gonna have to make a call 1615 01:15:17,136 --> 01:15:19,733 to Blast 'Em Up Maria. 1616 01:15:19,735 --> 01:15:21,729 This isn't gonna be pretty. 1617 01:15:24,585 --> 01:15:27,170 (bright music) 1618 01:15:34,373 --> 01:15:36,105 - Clover? 1619 01:15:36,107 --> 01:15:37,308 - Whats up? 1620 01:15:38,197 --> 01:15:39,605 - How long was I asleep for? 1621 01:15:39,607 --> 01:15:42,693 - Looks like at least two days. 1622 01:15:43,892 --> 01:15:45,813 - Did we save Ramon? 1623 01:15:45,815 --> 01:15:47,590 Oh wait, if we did, you wouldn't know. 1624 01:15:47,592 --> 01:15:48,651 - You did. 1625 01:15:49,763 --> 01:15:52,207 I know because this is your third time you've woken up 1626 01:15:52,209 --> 01:15:55,396 and told me about it, only to go back to sleep. 1627 01:15:55,398 --> 01:15:56,867 - We did it! 1628 01:15:56,869 --> 01:15:57,701 - [Clover] You did. 1629 01:15:57,703 --> 01:15:59,124 I guess. 1630 01:15:59,126 --> 01:16:00,645 I'm not gonna lie, part of me thinks you and Trevor 1631 01:16:00,647 --> 01:16:02,611 took some bad shrooms or something. 1632 01:16:02,613 --> 01:16:04,197 - No, it was real. 1633 01:16:05,908 --> 01:16:07,906 - Okay. 1634 01:16:07,908 --> 01:16:12,333 Well, I was just here making sure you're okay. 1635 01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:13,185 You okay? 1636 01:16:13,187 --> 01:16:14,019 - Yeah. 1637 01:16:14,021 --> 01:16:15,614 I'm good, Clove. 1638 01:16:19,475 --> 01:16:22,041 - I'm gonna go make some cash. 1639 01:16:22,043 --> 01:16:23,461 We'll hang later. 1640 01:16:25,325 --> 01:16:27,289 - Oh, and Clover! 1641 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,125 - Yeah? 1642 01:16:30,030 --> 01:16:31,206 - Thanks. 1643 01:16:33,468 --> 01:16:35,448 - You know I got your back, bitch. 1644 01:16:35,450 --> 01:16:37,167 But I'm adding $50 to your tab 1645 01:16:37,169 --> 01:16:38,272 for all the worry cigarettes I smoked 1646 01:16:38,274 --> 01:16:40,034 watching your high ass. 1647 01:16:40,036 --> 01:16:41,244 - (laughs) Yeah, that's fair. 1648 01:16:41,246 --> 01:16:43,348 I'll pay it back. 1649 01:16:43,350 --> 01:16:45,352 - Heard that one before! 1650 01:16:55,095 --> 01:16:56,246 - Trevor. 1651 01:17:01,824 --> 01:17:02,966 Trevor. 1652 01:17:08,142 --> 01:17:10,320 - Oh, what time is it? 1653 01:17:10,322 --> 01:17:14,841 - I don't know, but we slept at least two days. 1654 01:17:14,843 --> 01:17:15,677 - Dayum. 1655 01:17:17,599 --> 01:17:20,460 Did you see that cat box? 1656 01:17:20,462 --> 01:17:22,906 And the other us us's? 1657 01:17:22,908 --> 01:17:24,017 - Yeah. 1658 01:17:25,851 --> 01:17:27,226 - Where was that? 1659 01:17:27,228 --> 01:17:30,489 Like, outer space or something? 1660 01:17:31,765 --> 01:17:35,101 - Some kind of dimensional rift I guess. 1661 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:39,980 - Man, that was pretty cool. 1662 01:17:43,422 --> 01:17:44,866 - Hey, Trevor. 1663 01:17:46,145 --> 01:17:49,428 You know how I've been going on those online dates 1664 01:17:49,430 --> 01:17:53,701 and they always either end up cracking their heads open 1665 01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:55,450 or I stab them to death? 1666 01:17:55,452 --> 01:17:56,471 - Yeah. 1667 01:17:56,473 --> 01:18:01,349 - Well, I was thinking I'd rather just hang with you. 1668 01:18:01,351 --> 01:18:03,021 - Oh, dope. 1669 01:18:03,023 --> 01:18:06,209 Yeah, you can always hang here. 1670 01:18:06,211 --> 01:18:11,140 - But the reason that I went on those dates was to get laid. 1671 01:18:11,142 --> 01:18:13,911 And I still wanna get laid. 1672 01:18:13,913 --> 01:18:16,326 But I also wanna hang. 1673 01:18:16,328 --> 01:18:18,308 - Well, maybe we can go to the bar 1674 01:18:18,310 --> 01:18:20,613 or something and find someone. 1675 01:18:20,615 --> 01:18:23,216 - But I just said I wanna hang with you. 1676 01:18:23,218 --> 01:18:25,303 - Oh, yeah, you can hang. 1677 01:18:27,150 --> 01:18:29,653 - But I also want to have sex. 1678 01:18:30,786 --> 01:18:33,038 - Ah. I see. 1679 01:18:35,201 --> 01:18:38,231 You might like my cousin Timmy. 1680 01:18:38,233 --> 01:18:42,780 He is a little dweeb, but he's a nice boy. 1681 01:18:44,335 --> 01:18:49,008 - I want to hang and sex the same person. 1682 01:18:49,010 --> 01:18:50,340 - Timmy can hang. 1683 01:18:50,342 --> 01:18:52,307 - But I wanna hang with you. 1684 01:18:52,309 --> 01:18:53,948 - After Timmy? 1685 01:18:53,950 --> 01:18:55,284 - No, now. 1686 01:18:56,303 --> 01:18:57,416 - Before Timmy? 1687 01:18:57,418 --> 01:18:58,554 - No Timmy. 1688 01:18:59,523 --> 01:19:01,441 - Because he's a dweeb? 1689 01:19:02,326 --> 01:19:06,831 - I want to have sex with you and then I wanna hang. 1690 01:19:09,215 --> 01:19:10,049 - Oh! 1691 01:19:12,185 --> 01:19:13,765 Like, me and you. 1692 01:19:13,767 --> 01:19:15,341 - Yeah. 1693 01:19:15,343 --> 01:19:17,078 Would you want that? 1694 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,471 - To hang or have sex? 1695 01:19:18,473 --> 01:19:19,307 - Both. 1696 01:19:24,447 --> 01:19:25,577 - Yes. 1697 01:19:25,579 --> 01:19:26,412 - To both? 1698 01:19:26,414 --> 01:19:27,666 - To both, yes. 1699 01:19:29,156 --> 01:19:30,932 - Okay, 1700 01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:32,669 Cool, cool. 1701 01:19:34,281 --> 01:19:38,335 - We can do it in Mama's hatchback if you want. 1702 01:19:38,337 --> 01:19:40,440 - I'd like that. 1703 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,276 - Me too. 1704 01:19:44,855 --> 01:19:46,322 Mama! 1705 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,653 We need to borrow your car! 1706 01:19:54,021 --> 01:19:56,440 She keeps it unlocked anyway. 1707 01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:00,321 (heavy breathing) 1708 01:20:01,204 --> 01:20:02,410 - [Amy] Is that good? 1709 01:20:02,412 --> 01:20:04,671 - [Trevor] Oh, yeah, yep. 1710 01:20:04,673 --> 01:20:06,188 It's all pretty good to me. 1711 01:20:06,190 --> 01:20:07,333 Is it good for you? 1712 01:20:07,335 --> 01:20:09,052 - [Amy] Oh yeah, it's pretty dope. 1713 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,259 - [Trevor] Wanna hit this? 1714 01:20:10,261 --> 01:20:11,854 - [Amy] What, when did you light that? 1715 01:20:11,856 --> 01:20:13,873 - [Trevor] A couple minutes ago. 1716 01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:17,232 - [Amy] Ah, sweet, yeah, let me hit it. 1717 01:20:17,234 --> 01:20:19,369 (coughing) 1718 01:20:19,371 --> 01:20:20,917 - [Trevor] You okay? 1719 01:20:20,919 --> 01:20:23,949 - [Amy] (coughs) Yeah, just joints always make me cough. 1720 01:20:23,951 --> 01:20:25,593 - [Trevor] Oh, true. 1721 01:20:25,595 --> 01:20:27,326 You know what, I'll ask my boy Sphen 1722 01:20:27,328 --> 01:20:28,780 to grab you a new weed pen. 1723 01:20:28,782 --> 01:20:29,848 - [Amy] Ah, dope! 1724 01:20:29,850 --> 01:20:31,814 Can it be a non-time-travel one? 1725 01:20:31,816 --> 01:20:32,746 - [Trevor] I'll ask. 1726 01:20:32,748 --> 01:20:34,154 I'm sure he can do that for you, though. 1727 01:20:34,156 --> 01:20:37,142 He owes us both one for turning on us in that standoff. 1728 01:20:37,144 --> 01:20:38,521 - [Amy] Would he remember that? 1729 01:20:38,523 --> 01:20:40,908 - [Trevor] Oh, right, time travel. 1730 01:20:40,910 --> 01:20:41,747 No. 1731 01:20:41,749 --> 01:20:43,306 But he's easily convinced. 1732 01:20:43,308 --> 01:20:44,727 - [Amy] No doubt. 1733 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:48,249 Just finished. 1734 01:20:48,251 --> 01:20:50,695 - [Trevor] Oh! Cool, me too. 1735 01:20:50,697 --> 01:20:51,529 - [Amy] Sweet. 1736 01:20:51,531 --> 01:20:52,643 Wanna get Chinese food? 1737 01:20:52,645 --> 01:20:53,635 - [Trevor] Sure. 1738 01:20:53,637 --> 01:20:56,221 Hand me your socks, Mama doesn't want me leaving a mess. 1739 01:20:57,147 --> 01:21:00,834 (bright music) 1740 01:21:04,317 --> 01:21:07,536 - Hey, I'm here for the barista job. 1741 01:21:07,538 --> 01:21:10,214 - You're like four hours late to your interview. 1742 01:21:10,216 --> 01:21:12,766 - Yeah, I slept in. 1743 01:21:12,768 --> 01:21:13,636 - That's cool. 1744 01:21:13,638 --> 01:21:15,277 We're all usually late. 1745 01:21:15,279 --> 01:21:16,376 - Oh, word? 1746 01:21:16,378 --> 01:21:17,210 - Word. 1747 01:21:17,212 --> 01:21:18,311 - Word. 1748 01:21:18,313 --> 01:21:19,562 - Word. 1749 01:21:19,564 --> 01:21:20,397 - Word. 1750 01:21:21,301 --> 01:21:24,904 - Would you say you generally give a shit. 1751 01:21:24,906 --> 01:21:27,213 - No, not really. 1752 01:21:27,215 --> 01:21:28,839 - Tight, cool. 1753 01:21:28,841 --> 01:21:30,635 - Cool, cool, tight, tight. 1754 01:21:30,637 --> 01:21:32,273 - Dope. 1755 01:21:32,275 --> 01:21:33,979 - Dope. 1756 01:21:33,981 --> 01:21:35,173 - Dope! 1757 01:21:47,828 --> 01:21:51,195 - All right, so I guess I'll see you Monday. 1758 01:21:51,197 --> 01:21:53,640 - Yeah, whatever. - Word. 1759 01:21:53,642 --> 01:21:54,958 - Word. 1760 01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:55,962 - Word. 1761 01:21:55,964 --> 01:21:56,970 - Word. 1762 01:21:56,972 --> 01:21:57,806 - Word. 1763 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,305 (bright music) 1764 01:22:24,949 --> 01:22:27,535 (upbeat music) 1765 01:22:42,891 --> 01:22:46,311 (upbeat music continues) 1766 01:24:11,855 --> 01:24:15,275 (Amy and Trevor singing) 1767 01:24:19,057 --> 01:24:21,114 - [Trevor] Guitar solo. 1768 01:24:21,116 --> 01:24:22,198 - [Amy] Oh, it's you, it's your solo. 1769 01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,451 It's your solo. 1770 01:24:24,878 --> 01:24:27,857 (Trevor imitating guitar) 1771 01:24:27,859 --> 01:24:30,444 (Amy laughing) 1772 01:24:37,970 --> 01:24:39,046 (Siren wailing)